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You’re in the Ailsa Craig Tartan Army, aren’t you? 😂🙈

I wisnae sure how far you lot could count wae only half a dozen fingers on yer mitts. 😄

Aye, I’m not sure how he’d handle losing a lot of his previous fortune.

Why? I take it being the shite team in Tayside for near a decade has taken it’s toll on you lot?

You need to Ghee up yer pish patter on this thread.

To be fair, you’ll not need to look far to find one of those. 😄

I always enjoy going to an Indian restaurant with her in tow. I always get more as She can’t manage rice.... She’s basmatic.

We need Gary Caldwell.

Wright saved his hole two weeks ago by scraping past Hamilton. If he hadn’t have beaten them he was gone. A shitey win over a Levein side masked it for another week. After losing like that today at home to utter shite like Hibs he has to go now.

Mauchit habit. I’m 39 now and I have never even taken one puff of a smoke. Not even when every school pal was at it.

The best are all predominantly blue with no fancy shite designs on them. The worst are any with pink in them. End the discussion here.

Barry Gardiner looks and sounds like the kind of cunt who’d come tae yer hoose for tea but leave at the end wae yer Young Daughter’s knickers in his back pocket.

It’s the most basic of basic thing. But the point I’m making is that it’s a way to try and get into mild pepper eating if you don’t have great tolerance. I just noticed I meant to type Philadelphia cream cheese and not just cream. 😄

Probably because of the utter bawbag upper class cunts that he represents.

Slice open them half-way and deseed them. The membrane too so they are hollow. Then toss them in olive oil before gently part-baking them in the oven. Only a bawhair though. You don’t want to cook them..... yet. Then take a block of Philadelphia cream and in a bowl warm it up in the defrost section of the micro so it softens or pishes it up a wee bit to make it workable. Then in that bowl add some onion powder to taste and stir through it. Take that mixture and stick it in a sandwich/freezer bag, seal and cut a teeny wee hole in the corner so you have a piping bag like a baker. Then pipe the mixture into each halved deseeded jalapeno before baking in the oven again. Any spice that may worry you will work with the fat of the cheese mixture. If you like that, you can then cook streaky bacon, let it go cold and then crumble the fuck out of it in your hands so you can sprinkle that through the aforementioned cheese mix. Or add finely chopped chives.

You’ll be having your Oriental breakfast soon at yer posh digs. Probably the same as what I woke up with at 3.30am this morning. Dug baws in my mooth. 😕

United one up. Penalty.

Or the laddie genuinely loves his fitba’ 🤷‍♂️

I cook a lot. It’s the one thing I’m good at other than talking drunken bollocks online. I grow a lot of my own veg in my garden too. I grow different chillies which I use for various dishes including a cracking curry I make. This year though, for some reason the chillies decided to be way off of the scoville scale compared to previous years. It was difficult to gauge the heat levels of what I was cooking so that She could enjoy things I’d make also. For instance, my run of the mill jalapenos which, as you know are generally a mild heat became more like a Habanero(Scotch bunnet). This made my curries crazy hot. The weather this year was different. It was quite a wet Spring but also hot at the same time. This, obviously kicked on my tatties, onions, etc but must have done something to the heat levels of my chillies.

Trust me, us Perthites fae Tayside sound bugger all like those spoon burning pikeys. 😎 I will say though, my first Wife was from Dundee. She was forever after “Fehv fingers no’ twa”

Many of the guys in my local boozer think exactly like that. When one single cold day comes they guffaw at science like the rednecks they are

As hot as Hades. Blow my napper off wae it. I love it.

She’s a fake Arab. She’s a Weegie. Only became a caravan dwelling Coagie lover because she married one.

I haven’t but I’ve just Googled it. 😄👍 I only found out about the whole self-pleasure cereal pish because I was in the city Battle Creek recently that Kellogs is from. It’s not far from me.