86glebestreet

Your on fire the day

Any reason your suggesting that

Played for an Italian team in London back in 80s, one of the league referees came to our presentation, I knew him as he was the local copper, during the evening he said to me that I will most likely get sent off the following season, we bet a bottle of vodka or something , I was looking forward to collecting my bet as I wasn't sent off all season, we were in the cup final and he was the referee, no even 30 minutes played and the slag sent me off for what he said was a bad challenge, I had to get dragged off the park as I was going mental, screaming all coppers are bas ta. rds, opposition player who I tackled came in at half time and said that there was nothing up with my challenge, next time I saw him he asked me when he was getting his drink, 1st time my future wife's parents came too see me play as well,

7 of us in upper Lisbon lions

What are you getting printed

Supposed to have punched a fan

Dave McKay

Ah heard she makes a hell of a racket

What did the Indian think of X factor

Alan Bstard

BP garage

It was rotten, Tv series was brilliant

That's fcukin funny smart arse

And before ye start don't ask me who's Bob

School shared a farmhouse in castle Douglas in the early 70s, cost me 15 bob for 5 days

Haha

Is mcgregor not a winger, fcuk sake , even with the fog to help him he won't take anyone on , scotland player my arse

Someone I used to work with must have been putting turps in his toothpaste then

Don't think this is the best time to let anyone from the Middle East near your throat with a razor

HahaThis is what happens when you don't write your post correctly, Very good

When you buy a new build and after a while your doors and skirting turns yellow cause the poxy builders have put cheap gloss on,

Your the winner, that's fcukin shite

Djokovic beats Murray, 2-0

Does he think if he wins the vote to be labour leader he actually becomes first minister as well

We are all going on a summer holiday