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I would love to see Trump do it this season. To think just 5 years ago there he was: eking out a meagre living doing an Alan Sugar impersonation and now here he is standing on the front lawn of the White House with his coćk out. Wañking away furiously as he rails against the failures of the Kenyan Muslim Barack Hussein Obama. It really is a modern day fairytale. Like Leicester. Donald Trump is the Riyad Mahrez of US politics. Except he wouldn't let him in the country. Quite right too. We should nuke Mecca when Trump wins just to show him that we respect him.

These days if you simply call anyone in the UK government who is on the Mossad payroll a "Zionist" next thing you know they're calling you an "anti-Semite" and saying you love Hitler and all that. It's political correctness gone mad.

Walter Smith on drums

State of emergency declared in Milwaukee as Black Lives Matter activists gather to pick out the flat screens and sneakers they intend to loot later on this evening.

Surely Rossy was being transphobic rather than a misogynist? Unless you agree with hateful trans-exclusionary radical feminists like Germaine Greer that a lady with penis is actually a man, in which case he was being a misandrist.

Serena Williams on the mooted Williams vs Andy Murray match in 2013 "Men's tennis and women's tennis are almost two separate sports. If I was to play Andy Murray I would lose 6-0, 6-0 in five to six minutes, maybe 10 minutes." Is Williams a misogynist who publicly denigrates the women's game with remarks like this?

Technically, daeing a shìte on the flair n wipin yer erse on a curtain would qualify as a ghost jobby then.

Question Time is mindless bollocks. It's a deliberately truncated bit of state-sanctioned "discussion" that placates the supposedly politically engaged in to believing that we are a democratic country. It's the most prestigious UK political show; once a week tops and it's only an hour long. As political debate shows go it's at least 30 minutes too short. But the fact that it gives proper license fee funded airtime to the political opinions of a BBC employed Match of the Day pundit over anyone else just shows that it can never be held up as this bastion of flagship political shows; and meanwhile we aw just keep on over arguing over whether the fetid cold piss it chucks in our eyes would work well with the smoked salmon and homemade chunky guacamole we'll have on Saturday.

If it's populist to have Amanda Rendall as second on the party list, then yes Scotland First is populist. a free creampie for every voter

She used to present on Channel Four 4dakidz programs and then she went to America and was lauded as a serious UK journalist on Jesse Ventura's crap conspiracy show.

The main thing to remember is not to vote for Rise. People with pink hair have no one else's interests at heart, they are self-absorbed sociopaths. I had a discussion with one of these Rise folk a few months ago, where this nose-ringed harpy was going on about how Holyrood is "too white" and "too cis" there should be far more black and transgender MSPs to represent us. The truth about Rise is that they are chock full of vain hipster idiots who jump fleetingly from trendy liberal cause to trendy liberal cause - #BlackLivesMatter, #RefugeesWecomeHere, #CutYouDaughtersTitsOffFillHerWithPolyfillaAndHeyPrestoShesAManNow. They are the people who lost it for the Yes campaign. There's a shitload of them in the SNP too. At a Burn's Supper fundraiser in Glasgow last month, one of the main speakers was an English Transwoman. Scotland needs a new party. That's why I'm launching Scotland First. We are a party who favour a strong free market economy, the dismantling of the bulk of the welfare state, independence for Scotland outside the EU, bombs not bairns, the legalisation of drugs, more rights for decent people, an end to immigrants from the Moslem world, better Sunday trading laws and the right to throw Molotov cocktails at people of colour.

judging from the state of most old folks homes, I would have thought that the worst thing about getting old was how you don't notice that you are doing a shite anymore so you just wander about with a big tolley keech falling out and you tread it in to the carpet completely unawares. Which is why people tend to get Lino or laminate flooring when they get older.

Natalie's a bit stupid? She's admitted to buying Rowling's books and sucks nawbag c0ck. She's thick as mince.

Please don't provide links to the Huffington Post. If websites were household appliances it would be a pig toilet. Same goes for The Young Turks - they would be the pigs in the toilet, munching on the keech while constantly telling us how progressive they are.

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/grieving-familys-horror-hardcore-pornography-10797800

I don't support blanket bans on anything. It smacks of a tyrannical government to go around banning stuff and limiting wealth creators ability to boost the economy. I think politicians spend far too much time being politicians. Cut the rate of pay to a minimum, cut the number of hours they spend at Westminster down to 5 a year. Spend more time in their constituencies help local people who elected them, let them keep their careers to earn. They can claim back the cost of a return megabus ticket for the day they spend at Westminster and a cheap mobile tariff for sending out emails.

I think the scariest thing is that these mozzers were all sober when they done this. It's not like they got caught up in the festivities and had too much to drink and then decided against their better judgement to join together in packs to hunt and rape women in the streets of a number of cities in Germany and Sweden. They were soberly joining together in packs to hunt and rape women in the streets of a number of cities in Germany and Sweden.

The problem is that we all know racism is bad and no one wants to be racist, so when we see another race of people doing something that is racist we don't want to say that these racists are racists for fear of being called racists for calling racists racist.

That porno of the lassie from Port Glasgow who gets the stripey sock in her fanny. "You're getting pumped and you love it"

Women shouldn't be aloud to be surgeons - if she is on her periods it will attract bears in to the operating system.

Yes. Mark Thatcher. Were it not for Simon Le Bon, Mark Thatcher would easily top every current poll for greatest living Briton.

The funny thing about that article and this linked onehttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-35358925 is that none of the "refugees" interviewed are from Syria, Iraq or Afghanistan. Instead it's Sri Lanka, Iran and Sudan. Fair enough we've probably played a role on destabilising those countries, but part of what makes the UK a great nation is people like Mark Thatcher who have the brains to find areas of conflict and go there; and the chutzpah to start a small business supplying them the weapons that they need. If Mark Thatcher was American, we would all call him an American hero. For the record, I don't think Mactaz is racist - he's ex-military and has a black sense of humour which means he says things that people take offence at cos we're all a big bunch of overly sensitive feminised delicate flowers who have been whipped in to toeing the HR line of saying and believing nothing that even be misconstrued as offensive because it might upset a hypothetical individual from a minority group or a mentally ill person in a dress who thinks they're a woman but they're not but we can't say that now because it's bigoted to say that unnecessary surgery that breaks the Hippocratic oath doesn't result in a change of gender but instead leads to a fully functional pair of balls in a biohazard bag, a car crash of a "vagina" that starts 2 inches too high, a Filipino doctor with 2 grand in cash and a eunuch with an axe wound that will likely kill himself within 5 years if he's not dead of AIDS by that point. Like all debates this one is shrouded in disingenuousness. All people are naturally xenophobic - it's part of the human condition. Some people fully embrace it and yearn to shoot torpedos at foreigners from their front room window. Some people don't accept it and overcompensate by saying "that's inappropriate" any time they see a jar of Robertson's Marmalade. The U.K. and the USA are in part responsible for this mess - we created ISIS and lied so we could rape Iraq - but so are other Arab states like Saudi and Qatar. How many refugees are they taking in? None Are there people within the refugees group who are not refugees and exploiting the situation? Undoubtedly. How many? Fuctifino Is there a fundmental culture of misogyny within Islam that goes right back to Muhammed ordering his daughter in law to wear a bin bag on her face cos he wanted to rape her every time he looked at her? Aye Does this have anything to do with the Tarrarush Gamea? Probably Should we let refugees in? Yeah but not in the numbers done in Germany. How do we stop this without it turning in to World War 3? Not sure we can. And the prospect of World War 3 is more upsetting than whether someone who writes posts on a message board is sexually aroused by anti-immigrant sentiment. Marginally.

Was Iran/Contra really that bad from a US perspective? The US didn't want anything in their hemisphere that was a threat to freedom. The Cubans were bad enough, another regime amenable to the USSR on America's doorstep was a danger. Congress blocked direct support so the CIA did what they had been set up to do - they operated outside the US, got the guns they needed and gave them to the regime they were trying to support. Yes there was cocaine involved, but cocaine is fine in moderation. It's when you start cooking it to make crack that the problems start. And who came up with the recipe for crack cocaine? Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton invented crack cocaine and flooded black communities throughout the USA with cheap moreish street rock. The consequent rise in gang activity, the decline of the black civil rights movement and the rise of charlatans like Al Sharpton, the huge levels of crime, the murder rate, the destruction of the family unit within black society as overwhelming numbers of young black fathers were either jailed or killed for their low level involvement in the drug trade, piss poor g rap, crack babies, crack whores, higher HIV and AIDS rates, poor levels of attainment in education, not bothering to vote are all down to Hillary Clinton. But the looney liberal media give her a free pass and agree with her 90s assertion that her husband was the first black president. Instead they stigmatise real American heroes like the Oregon farmers and Anders Breivik. Makes me sick.

Snow news day?