Orraloon

Being a bit of a selfish fuker, I would prefer oil prices to stay low (ish)

Oil companies are using "low" ish oil prices as a big stick for negotiations with the government and with their own workforces. Even at $50 (it might go lower) it is still almost double the historic averages over the last 70 years (adjusted for inflation). The price has only been higher since the spike in 2005. I think the average price for a year has only been over $100 in one year out of the last 70 and that was only by a few cents. Oil is getting harder to get out of the ground but there is still plenty of it.

This is how rumours start, and you started it, with you're shocking insinuations. I hope you are proud of yourself?

I find it hard to believe that Willie Miller is a kiddy fiddler, if that's what you're suggesting.

Sounds like the TAMB.

I'm sure that is possible, but the scam I was talking about was much less sophisticated than that. They simply block the signal between the remote key and the car's central locking system. They rely on lazy drivers not checking that the car has actually locked by checking flashing indicators, or whatever system fancy hairdressers cars have these days. No fancy, high tech equipment required. Just something which is freely available in any DIY store.

The remote locking system uses radio waves. You just might remember that Flora got his golf clubs stolen (although he doesn't speak about it much)? We suspected at the time that some lowlife might have tampered with his remote radio signal to get into his car. Well, if it's happening all the time to you then this probably isn't your problem but something else might be interfering with the radio signal in your remote switch. Is there a radio mast nearby? Or it might just be something in somebody's house.

Aye, it's a piece of piss but you have to make sure that the key you are using is the master key. You can only reprogram new keys off the master key. You should be able to find something on youtube to show you how to do it.

Laurencekirk isnae in Aberdeen.

Sound like it.

Is that Wee Burnie? Jist wait until Rab C gets his haunds on him.

Did he not go out on the pish with Chick Young? Which doesn't rule out your suggestion being correct as well, right enough.

Billy Dodds would get a game if he was still in his prime. Dailly and Boyd too probably, IMO.

Can you not plug both directly into you TV missing out the "box". Any idea what the "box" is there for? Are there any clues written on the "box" to tell what it is?

Yes No fukin way, would I get onto a train full of Chelsea fans.

Canae argue with that.

Sounds like he is going up in your estimations.

Have you ever been to that restaurant in Lanzarote where they cook your tea inside the volcano? It's pretty impressive.

Nae wonder he's never available to play for Scotland. That must have taken him ages to write all that.

Up until now, I always assumed the term MILF referred to somebody else's mother.

Wis that before the salmon incident?

Volcano

Ok, you'll do instead, I suppose.

Aye, ah did. I'm sure Flatty will be along in a minute to back me up.

126 goals in 204 games for Celtic. He was pretty pish for Scotland though.