Not sure who fatty is as plenty of people on here have met my missus, and unless you count the two times she's been pregnant, then shes never been fat.
But aye, you're sorting out out a rushed graduation so naturally you log into the TAMB at 6am to help with it. You're a shitebag and a fantasist. Most people know that already though so let's not bore them with it. I'll see you when I see you and you can take it up with me then.