Parklife

Our second best player. Guaranteed to get an 8/10 from him every week.

Getting pumped out the cup away to Dundee isn't too bad. We normally get pumped out off a lower league team

Aye, the brewery is in Ellon.

It's hilarious how supporters of a team who died and who now support the most financially insecure club in Scotland keep telling everyone else that other clubs are going to go bust. Vive le Armageddon.

So staking £5 would return £0?

Jack was the best player on the park by an absolute mile Credit to Dundee. They took their chances, we didn't. Clarkson lucky not to be sent off but we were lucky for a foul not to be awarded in the build up to our goal, so can't complain much. Mcinnes needs to play either goodie or rooney, not both. It's not working having rooney wide.

Weearrapeepul.

Which scottish club needed an emergency loan due to lower than anticipated attendances? I've forgotten...

It was fecking Baltic!! I think I'd rather run in the heat than that cold.

You would be. You're not much taller than me and that's not much less than I weigh.

My fattest? Aye, I think so. It's the fattest I can ever mind being. Some effort, Cove.

One of these guys who exercises every muscle apart from his heart? My mate is like that. There's nothing wrong with being 96kg if you're built. I was just fat though

Telt ye

This man used to weight 96 kgs. My fighting (i won't be fighting ) weight will be around 72kgs i think.

I do and i am. I only weigh 70kgs and have only been lifting heavy things for about 3/4 months though.

Yeh, just out running myself on Friday morning. I'm always slow the first half mile as i dont do a warm-up, so could easily get another 30-45 seconds off it. Will get to 40 mins within a few months. Not that bothered about my times though to be honest.

His obsession is with me.

I gamble on Aussie fitbaw every week. I follow it but solely for getting purposes. I've found it far easier to predict than most other leagues.

Another Aussie win on Adelaide utd this morning. Had them to win and to win to nil (won 0-2)

You're not familiar with Dan cake, are you? All he does is say the opposite of what I do, in the hope I start an argument and give him abuse. So that he can grass and get me banned.

Blitzed my 10k PB by 48 seconds yesterday. 44:02.

A breathalyser.

Yeah that's FMQ's from last week. I was looking for Tuesday's session. Cheers though.

You encourage her to live in constant fear? I find that bizarre.

0-2 Sydney. Wish I'd been braver rather than going DNB. Still 6/5 DNB was a great price.