Big Dod

It's in Russia, St Petersburg if I remember right.

That is plain wrong. Over here in Oz I have seen carrot in the sausage rolls and wee green bits that look suspiciously like broccolli. Bowfin. As anyone over here can confirm they also like beetroot and pineapple on their burgers.

Eh, I think he just did. This guy has a promising future at the BBC.

Aye me too, but the SNP's new members department (let's call her Heather) will be quite busy right now I would think. Haha

Calm down everyone. If you phone them up it will just slow the process down further. Remember this is unprecedented. They've doubled their record membership of 60 years in 6 days.

But there's not much oil left remember? And the price is so volatile that what's left isn't worth anything anyway.

Good luck to them with that!

Well into this campaign my sister detested Alex Salmond. She has just joined SNP along with my brother in law.

14051 at 10am. I don't think the yes genie is going back in the bottle

Now 13382. Membership grown by 50% in under 85hours according to Peter Murrell.

11001

Cheers mate. I'll keep trying anyway, hopefully the traffic will die down a bit soon.

I'm still trying, keeps crashing at direct debit details, but I'm not sure if it's due to the website or my rubbish internet connection. Anyone else still having problems?

I'm past the depression. Now I'm just extremely pissed off. How many copies does this rag sell in Scotland?

I can't read that, but I'm guessing these people, if they are real, want the comfort blanket of an SNP government to protect them from Westminster while at the same time asking them to renounce their founding principle of independence. This is what "the best of both world's means?" Well they can f*ck off. I am going to join the SNP today and they can renounce the aim of independence over my dead body.

Or honesty. Arise Lord Broon of Quisling

It should be the imperial march from star wars, accompanied by bowing.

I didn't think I could get more disgusted, but I am after reading that. Fiction. I'll never buy another paper. Never believe anything I see on TV again. As for the next Rangers game, it'll be fukkin horrible. I despair.

There is no such thing as Scottish labour.

I wouldn't say it's an element of truth. I would say it is the truth. This is what my kids have to look forward to. Plus UKIP and an EU exit. Bow to our imperial masters.

The SNP shouldn't disband, but they should resign as a government. Today. Let the coalition of c**ts run the show. Let them privatise the NHS. Let them abolish free university education. Let them f*ck over the poor. Let them volunteer our bairns for the next war on the never ending conveyor belt. Let them take the OAP's bus passes, most of them are nawbags anyway. Let the SNP sit in opposition until the next election, and beyond if need be. They shouldn't be used as a shield against selfishness and stupidity, when their founding principle has been undermined by the very people they have been looking after these past 7 years.

No, they won't.

The SNP have lost their only bargaining chip . Westminster can do whatever they like now with the full backing of the Scottish populace. We've seen how dirty they can play. They still have the backing of every media outlet when it comes to Scottish matters. Scotland will be punished and they will make sure there is never another referendum. All IMO.

The SNP will have their budget cut. They will be backed into a corner, have to make unpopular decisions, either increase tax or cut services, and will be voted out. That is the whole purpose of these so-called extra powers. Did you not hear Brown say that with extra powers it will be up to the Scottish government adjust their budget to keep the NHS in public hands? They will make sure the only way this can happen is by raising taxes. Labour will get in and will have the support of either Labour or their tory mates in WM. Privatisation will then be brought in as everything in North Britain is brought in to line with England and Wales. This is what it was all about for Labour. Power at any cost. Party before (my) country. Their mission for the referendum, to seriously damage the SNP has been achieved. I fukkin hate them for what they've done. If they'd backed Yes we would've been celebrating right now. The SNP should resign government now and let that Lamont cow run the place.

It's over. We're just a region of England. And happy to be so apparently. So proud of everyone who voted yes. The spirit and energy has been immense. No voters. What happens next is your fault.