dandydunn

Dundee currently riding Hamilton all over the park. 3-0. Edit: 4

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Correction. It's veet I use.

I got the iPhone 6s on Wednesday because: A: It's ace B: I'm cool as f uck.

I just use immac. Nice and clean job.

I was informed the other day we're having a photo booth too. Pish.

I feel so alone. I'll bet every one of you have a chuckle like a weirdo the next time you're in a lift and look though,unnerving the other occupants.

I count stairs when u go up/down them. I have no idea why, I just do. And also the led dots that are in show when the floor number of a lift comes on. A 1 will generally have 7 dots,a 0 will have 14. It was very difficult to do when I visited the Empire State Building

What does he work as? I'm assuming he's not a tradesman or the like??

Really?? Anyonee want to buy 2??

Is brietling a decent watch? I've stumbled across some old Bentley watches of theirs. They any good,and do you need to own a Bentley to wear them?

It won't. It would be sitting on the A90.

Boro,Derby and Brighton boosted to 11/1 on skybet. Brighton are c unts. 2-1 up until 88 minutes after going a man down on 84.

About a mile,give or take. Not much choice for a drink though,just the loirston and the Wellington hotel away from the ground,but you're going back on yourself to get to the stadium.

Ours was last Friday,out for a meal and then see how far we could push the credit card before it was packed away. Was a good night,even got a litre of Smirnoff for my secret Santa. Then on Saturday morning when I woke up penniless I discovered that I got home and gave the missus and kids all my money because I loved them and started to show the youngest one that I could go down the stairs headfirst,on my back and not hurt myself. He thought it was hilarious. The love must've been handed back,as the oldest one put my kebab away safely for consumption the next morning when I watched the Dons game.

Try and get a decent photo of when you were first together and chart each year after that into a collage (sp). Women love pish like that and you'll probably get a blowjob before Christmas Day into the bargain.

As long as I'm tossing at him.

Well that's a lie right there............. It's out of stock. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Manbound-SS950-16-Anal-Ring-Toss/dp/B00163I91M

As requested

7-3 victory tonight. Crucial treble 10 from myself to leave my partner on tops allowed the points to be claimed. We also signed someone from the oppositions team for next season,his team mates were understandably upset with him,turns out he seems to be a bit mental,so the form was ripped up again when we left. Apart from that,no other news to report.

Im gonna save that until I have a shite after darts tonight

Hopefully the last too. Unless i'm invited to a specific evening.........

Good to hear. If people are spunking on each other's shoulders,then I'm outta here.......