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A four year old blonde lassie from Berchtesgaden was always likely to adopt that stance.

Precisely. That was over 15 years ago. Where's their boycott? #InfantLivesMatter

It's ageist though. When was the last time a 4 year old won best actor?

It's just nonsense. Will Smith's been nominated twice and lost both times to a black guy - Wesley Snipes and Sidney Poitier. Or was it Danny Glover and Morgan Freeman?

Camels don't have tyres. My Nan says it's all the BDSM porn on the web that is attracting them. Germany needs to ban fisting.

The thing to remember is that nobody knows what goes on inside the sick sick heads of these "refugees". Many of them are probably suffering from some sort of Stockholm Syndrome that they picked up from ISIS and having to lie, kill, rape and shoplift their way to the EU. FACT; I bet most of them have killed and eaten weaker refugees on their way here. How can we trust any of them to behave themselves when they get here? What's to stop every single one of them doing an Anders Breivik and slaughtering us all for their warped agenda? Will we let them in and wake up one day to find everything we own has been stolen and everyone we know has been butchered or sold in to slavery? We can't . Nothing. Yes, absolutely yes 100 per cent. We need to find solutions. I propose we fill the Mediterranean with ravenous sharks and carpet bomb every country in the Middle East and Far East. We must protect our children from risk.

If water is pouring in to your house you should bomb the water

Iraq was a bad thing. Everyone knows that Iraq had no WMD and it was a made up lie to kick off a new bunch of wars. The thing is we can either whinge about it or we can do something about it. Now we have wave after wave of Muslims swarming in to Europe and the guardianistas want us to let them all in. But why should we? Most of them aren't Syrians; they're just economic migrants exploiting the situation. I totally agree with Donald Trump 110 per cent on this. We should close our borders to anyone who is a potential risk - any one of these economic migrants could be a jihadi who has a jar of anthrax she wants to let off in a nursery or a neo natal ward. It's only been 25 years since 9/11 and it's like everyone has forgotten what those Muslims did to those skyscrapers. If Syrian refugees want refuge, let them stay in a Muslim country next to Syria. Go live in Qatar and stop faking drownings in the med to make the Corbynistas all upset and wannabe helpful. The key thing to remember is that the Daily Mail was openly hostile to the refugees until that picture of the kid who couldn't swim went viral and then they were grudgingly supportive. If the Daily Mail support it then it's wrong. Build a big wall around Europe, don't let the Turks join, nuke Mecca - problem solved.

Oh for Gaia's sake, check your heteronormative white cis-privileges. We can't in any way believe or tolerate the idea that cis-euro-integration by north-african economic migrants (pronounced "refugees") escaping the hell that WE have created through our unquenchable cis-normative euro-thirst can have negative repercussions. We have to understand the new paradigm that white cis-gendered males have no authority or relevance in the trans-future in which we will all live. Boys need to have vaginas; Girls need mastectomies and strap-ons made of meat. Hail Hail the new future. Islam is fine. Sue Perkins is your new goddess.

Due to work commitments, this is the first season I've had in my puff where I've not been able to follow anything but Dunfermline. I had a fairly decent 15 point accumulator return early on but stopped punting after mid-September. Caught Dunfermline at 3-1 to win the league the night we signed Joe Cardle and stuck a couple of hundred on that. Gone for wins man city boro barca psg dortmund QOS hibs £20 - £337.86

On a purely footballing point, are there any uncapped players currently playing for Rangers that has a real chance of getting a game for Scotland in the next 2 years and making any sort of impact?

Sleeve tattoos. Dunfermline have just signed some 17 year old reject from Dundee United with 2 feet of permanent left arm crayon. Quite apart from the glaring fact that anyone who has a tattoo should be disenfranchised for being nothing but scum, is it no illegal to get a tattoo if yer under 18? I blame that Hibs team of O'Connor, Riordan and that 1 game decent Norn Irish cúnt for this trend of unfinished haircuts and inkjob melanoma. Whatever happened to a bad moustache, owning some pubs and bars and beasting anything that moved? I hope they all get Hep C and wannabe sickle cell anemia. RIP Norrie

I just get adverts for nappies and heroin

Precisely. Anyone who does it should get injected in the face with a needle of full blown AIDS.

That's hilarious.These 2 racist dykes hijacked his meeting to a 4 minute moment of silence for Michael Brown. Not Trayvon, but Mike Brown - the guy who robbed a store for the ingredients of Purple Drank, assaulted the store owner and then attacked a cop and tried to shoot him with his own gun. Black Lives Matter - founded by a white guy who claims that the father on his birth certificate is not his real father (cos he's white like his mother is) and his real father was a light skinned gentleman of colour; who is essentially saying that his own mother is a cheating hoor who likes big black cock - have no stance on black on black violence whatsoever but race bait the justified killings of young black criminals. They hold black people back by blaming everything on whitey and doing nothing about the thug culture that leads to so many young black men being killed and jailed. The vast majority of blacks see them got what they are and disagree with them. Sanders showed himself up as complete pussy by pandering to them. The moment they stepped in front of him he should have got his security to set about them with Alsatians and fired water cannons at them.

Genetically modified sprouts . Kids still don't like em, but they love kids

Nah. It changes by the hour. Currently my main concern is going for a pish in a South American river and having one of them candiru fish getting stuck up my japseye.

We're doing the very same thing to poultry. There's a global chicken holocaust going on, where's their advocacy group?

We should show the Muslims that we are better than them and that we do care by attaching a smiling facemask of Dido to the front of every missile.

When Trump nukes Mecca, I would like to see Theresa May stand shoulder to shoulder with him and show the U.K.'s solidarity with the USA by firing missile after missile laden with chemical weapons at the Taj Mahal.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-35120642 Most popular male newborn name in Glasgow for 3 years in a row.

Remember folks - those who voted no gave their tacit approval to this cúnts behaviour and the system that has admonished him.

That Muhammed becomes the most popular newborn male kids name in the largest city in Scotland. Oh, too late.

I want him to win. America is always much better when there's a nut job Republican running the place. If Trump gets in there's a very real chance he will nuke Mecca. Can you imagine the footage of Mecca getting nuked? In 4KHD? It will make 9/11 look like an infant's drawing. It will be the telly event of the century.

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