shunkyboy and the fluffer

At least we found out that Moshni is better at M.M.A than he is at football.

Probably a result of decades of abuse dished out by old firm fans to fans of the diddy teams. I understand their GIRUY attitude,

To be fair to the guy he was trying to whack the ball but ended up jagging jig.

I think the last game they offered this on was Athletico Madrid - Real Madrid which was a 0-0 draw so you have to watch out with the over 0.5 goals bet. Interestingly though if you bet the over 0.5 goals as your standard bet and then use your inplay to bet the draw this would insure against a 0-0 as you will win on this with your inplay bet. Any score draw will also mean you win on both bets. Worst result would be either side to win which would mean you win on the over 0.5 goals and you would have your losing inplay bet returned.

If you back Juventus and Madrid on the double chance market at 7/20 then place your inplay bet as a draw as soon as the game begins at probably slightly over 2/1 then if either team wins you win your original bet and get back your free losing inplay bet = £17.50 profit and if the match is a draw you lose your original bet but your inplay bet will return around £150 giving a profit of £50. I use this tactic every time they offer this freebet and although you don't win a lot it is a guaranteed profit.

Not at all surprised. You were hoping that the SSC would offer some level of customer service that does not involve screwing more money out of you. Unfortunately this no longer happens.

Beast of Burden 12/1 Southfield Theatre 15/2 Taglietelle 16/1 Mr Mole 10/1 e.w lucky 15

Leaving all races with Willie Mullins bankers well alone so todays donation to the bookies going on. Lamb or Cod 40-1 e.w Knock House 16-1 e.w

Tomorrow is pants for punting and its all willies fault . Fancies are Buywise (not sure where it runs but possibly the coral cup) and Bobs Worth in the Gold Cup. Good luck to all those going (lucky bstards).

Roses are red I don't want a kiss come over here honey and sit on this.

Yeah I am getting this as well. Deleting your cookies sorts it out for a bit.

I think most soap dodgers will actually disagree with you and see Somerset as one of there best away days. If you think sitting in your legoland stadium beats the Somerset oldschool experience thats fine but oldschool rules.

"Totten totten show us your scarf" happy days . Soapdodgers of the world unite in your shithole!

Don't believe Ayr has ever had a documentary made about it to highlight just how manky the town and its people really are.

Great song great, great lyrics but not for the football. Time now to ditch the shortbread tin image and drag ourselves into 2015. Same goes for Bonnie Mary. If we are going to have a song book consisting of Flower of Scotland, Scots Wha Hae and Bonnie Mary we will be even more of a parody of ourselves than we already are if that is possible.

Was there last year for five days to renew China visa. The Queen Victoria in Lockhart Road wasn't to bad by Hong Kong standards but still not cheap. Seem to remember there was a Scottish pub across the road from it downstairs in one of the hotels. Wan Chai on the whole was a lot cheaper than Lan Kwai although a lot seedier. Just watch out for homicidal British bankers in the clubs around Wan Chai.

Class from the lad last night. A couple of poor decisions early on but breezed through the game after that. A bright future for this lad in the dark blue for sure.

Poker player come t.v presenter Vicky Coren. Brandi from storage wars.

Helen Nagenod the Jackeen Hunter. From tour guide to outing Dubliners! Its sublime.

If it wins 9/4 is good price . I wouldn't back it at that price though.

Think the value gone now. Took 4-1 first thing but looks like you will be lucky to get 2-1 on course.

Orabora in the 14.50 Charlie

A couple for the Wall.