Orraloon

So, you are working for Jim Murphy's party then? There is no need to be ashamed of it. Does Katy Clark support independence?

In the overall scheme of things, it's no exactly a biggy though is it? They are politicians. Politicians tell lies. It's part of the job description.

Is that not just a normal everyday occurrence in Glasgow?

And, without the votes.

OK, would a vote for this "non imaginary " party help to get independence?

I think it's wee bit over the top to call the guy a "slug". I mean, it's an insult to slugs. What harm have they ever done to you?

Would a vote for this imaginary party in favour of "an anti austerity, anti cuts agenda" help to get independence?

Will you be helping to write that "progressive manifesto"?

No fukin way! You just want to try to brainwash me with all your conspiracy theories and shit. Wee Doogie telt me to stay away from that evil social media crap.

Now we're starting to get somewhere.

He also claims to remember the last time Hibs won the Scottish Cup. I'm not sure that's a reflection of his age or his senility, though.

I'm not getting too excited s the weather forecast is a bit pish. A 95% eclipse would still be pretty decent to watch but make sure you have a set of the special glasses. Newsagents normally sell them around the time of eclipses. They are not expensive. You should never ever look directly at the sun. It only takes a few seconds to cause severe long term damage. You might not notice the damage immediately if you are tempted to "just have a wee glimpse" but the damage will have been done and you will pay for it later on if not right away.

Have you heard a recording of your voice? When folk hear a recording of their own voice for the first time, most find it hard to believe that it is them. Maybe you have been speaking Aberdonian for decades without realising it?

A "pan loaf"? In Methil??? That's one serious trip, right enough.

Does anybody know if Scunnered has an Aberdeen accent?

So you had about 20 units which you started getting rid of about 1700. 15 hours later you were down to almost nothing . I am guessing you are about 14 stone.

That one was deliberate though and accurate.

That's borderline perverted.

I think I might prefer to end up as food rather than a simulation?

A wee bit too soon, do you think?

Ok, they would fry us up with ingins put us between two cow pats and then eat us. Meat and 2 veg.

I think she is a bit auld for you. You should try to find somebody your own age.

I am pretty sure they would eat us. Excellent source of protein.

Ah right, I see what you mean now. I was born in a stable, doesn't mean I am a horse.

i agree it isn't secret but then neither is voting at a polling station. If folk know how this fraud works then maybe we can do something (even in a small way) to try to prevent it.