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Did his Armageddon thing not already happen in May 2011 or something like that? You must have missed it.

Make sure you apply for your bus pass, it could save you a lot of money.

I thought the SNP wouldn't have been able to afford to bail out he banks.

Go to citizens advice bureau at they will put you in touch with a financial advisor if they can't help you themselves.

Roddy Macdonald ‏@logicsrock 10 hrs10 hours ago Allo, Allo @simon_telegraph I have a copy of the Bin Laden diaries, yours for £50K as soon as they're dry. #Frenchgate #nikileaks

Aye, you might be right. He might have been better to keep his mouth shut. But he is a politician so that doesn't come naturally to him. By slagging of foreigners he might be trying to win back some of the Kipper vote? When I say foreigners I am also including us Jocks especially Jock who vote SNP. We are as much foreigners to them now as the French are.

That's not going to lose him any votes though is it? In fact calling them liars will probably win him votes down south. The truth doesn't matter. Slag off foreigners = more votes.

I sponsored a golf tournament once. I handed out a can of beer to every player on the first tee.It was a fairly low budget event. I have never taken 72 for one hole though. The worst I have ever seen (apart from NRs) was an 18 on a par 4. And, no it wisnae me.

That's exactly it. It's just another massive scam to transfer more wealth from the poor to the already rich. We should have let the banks go bankrupt and bailed out the people. The bankers who caused this mess should be in jail instead of raking in even bigger bonuses than they were getting before. Of course, they all knew that they weren't going to go to jail as they were only doing what was expected of them. The wealthy and powerful look after their own.

I did and I am. I actually hope he recovers from his shat breeks soon as well. But more from the point of view of the folk round about him rather than worrying about his discomfort.

Fuk all wrong wi him, apart from the fact he has shat his breeks.

Aye, probably a different tournament. Don't think he was too fussy. One of the big competitions was sponsored by DD. They got their moneys worth of advertising from Barnes alone. He was never without a can of DD in his hand. Anyway, he is not the sort of person you should model your golf career on. Stay sober, stay safe. You know it makes sense.

Double Diamond, I think.

Panic stations for Labour in Dundee West http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/jim-mcgovern-quits-as-dundee-west-mp-1.859389 Never saw that one coming.

Only watched by 7 million folk. That's less than a sixth of the electorate. Most if them will have already made up their mind which way to vote.

Foreigners suffering from HIV, I think?

Still more Lib Dem MP's than Socialist MPs. I hope I'm wrong, but I would guess that will still be be the case after the election. Doesn't stop you fighting the good cause.

Looks like I might have got into a bad habit?

Aye, that's some high brow reading material you've got there.

He has always been a dick IMO. Don't forget this is the guy who told us to vote NO so that we wouldn't have to drive on the "wrong" side of the road. Does he not realise that the whole of the UK already drives on the "wrong" side of the road? Daft Khunt.

Kirk, did Flora's maw catch up with you for a "bash" tonight?

So, just one step away from what I guessed at then. Quite pleased with that.

I'm no watching either. Just took an educated guess.

Especially on a Thursday.

"The SNP are Nazis"