I'm one of the last on the plane, why wait in a quΓ©, to then stand behind every fucktard trying to get up the aisles with their bags etc, taking 10 mins to sit in a fucking seat.
I'll have my pint, make my way to the gate in my own time, sit and wait til all the idiots have gone on and board as late as possible.
Also the idiots that jump up as soon as the plane has landed. Sit the fuck down you mutants.