That Kaaaant who's in every office who organises children in need, Red Nose Day, Christmas tombolas, Romanian Shoboxes, Palestinian funds, droughts in Africa funds and bake sales. For the rest of the year they go round the office desperate for somebody to leave or retire so they can spend half the time going round with an envelope leaching mair money off you so they can piss off to the shops on the company's time to buy a balloon and bottle of wine and other worthless shite
Lazy kaaaants, nothing more, nothing less.