Well you were being a pr1ck to me so you deserve a slap, don't be a dick and not expect pelters back
Secondly yes I would have the nerve
Thirdly well I'm 6ft 2 so I'm certainly big enough anyway and thank goodness we'll never meet.
Finally, If you can show me on this thread where I've offended any race, colour or creed then I'll happily send my apologies