neil r

1951.

Raasay is a great wee place. You'll not be stuck for a bit of peace and quiet there. One thing though, before you go, read Calum's Road.

Looks like he's stuffing the kebab up his nose in the last picture.

Falkland War was in 1982

An unbridled roaster of an individual. His meltdown on the original thread when Rangers went into admin was hysterical, notching up over 1600 posts on the one thread was a sight to behold. Im sure one of the other Sellick minded posters could copy and paste from the HoopyHuddleStreet board just to keep his work going.

An absolute tossser of a man but that was funny.

Nah he first done it a couple of hours ago... http://tartanarmyboard.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=3654#entry109820

Aye OK its only really 5-0 then as penalties dont count.10 now. Though to be clear 3 were only penalties.

An inflamation of Rangers?

Decet strawberry jam and mature cheddar on a bit Mothers Pride makes for a fine piece. Not a sandwich, or for that matter a 'sangwij' as its pronounced for some reason.

Honestly?

Wow did you do that all by your little self?

HMS Dasher went down in 1943 with around 400 lives lost. The news was kept out of the press through fear of lowering morale. It wasn't torpedoed though and there's very possibly a fascinating connection between it and Operation Mincemeat. Anyhow if this is the one you're thinking of then "what about" it?

Jeezo the boy comes on and informs us of the latest developments and suddenly he's a suspect.

As an aside to that report does anyone outside the Daily Record or the Broons ever actually use the phrase "Ne'er Day"?

Does he? I dunno. Just presumed I'd have to go nearest the bull with Darth Vader for it.

Maybe the Imperial March from Star Wars. With the dry ice and the big black cloak.

Washing skiddies then folding them nicely I'd imagine. Would it be kit men who are responsible for sewing/stitching/sticking the initials of the players or coaching team on the training gear or is that a more specialist gig?

Laudrups for Denmark surely?

Not the first time this crisis has popped up for him though. Liverpool v Hearts in Europe a couple of years featured yet another of his teams playing another of his teams. Anyhow, Hearts 12 points clear before Christmas and a useful goal difference too boot. Difficult to see anyone catching them now even. Mind you I still remember 1986...

Recently had a deep sea snail named after him.. http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/dec/16/joe-strummer-has-deep-sea-snail-named-after-him

Broon Bread at 70.

This is a good website for this kind of tomfoolery... http://www.footballgroundguide.com/old-grounds-and-stands/index.htm

ek_mope is on twatter? Surprised to hear that. It's not like he ever mentions it.

Is he going now or in a year?