Barney Rubble

They do - twice a week. But their connections to/from those flights to Scotland make them a non-starter.

Craig Gordon is Scotland's number one by a country mile and for a reason, although McGregor and Marshall are highly able alternatives. That cannot be questioned. Craig is also a major reason why we beat France twice in 2007. Can't remember any Scotland goalkeeping performances since then that come close, although happy to be proved wrong.

Sorry for the late response Adam, just back from ten days in Glasgow during which I've been offline. Yes, the Mladost game will be played at the national stadium on Thursday. As an aside, the Partizan game is the first time a Serbian club has played in Montenegro since independence in 2005, so that makes Wednesday's game even more tasty.

Tivat is fine but my choice would be Kotor. It's a beautiful ancient town and the bay is stunning.

Just spent the afternoon with a family from Glasgow, who are having a great time in Budva and who took time out to come up to Podgorica. Currently there are so few flights from the UK. I believe Easyjet Manchester - Tivat is the only regular flight. Montenegro is a great place. Love being here.

Great question mate, and no problem with you asking it. Facts are that I work for one of the European institutions, and after 7 years in Albania, I've been 2 in Montenegro. Brexit and Mrs May will ensure my early retirement though, as the Vienna convention states that non EU nationals cannot hold Diplomatic posts if they are non EU members. Ask away if you need more.

Missed two headers from the grand total of about 11 yards.

Easy tiger - don't you recognise irony?

Wonder if Rossy thinks that was worse than the Celtic's result in Gibraltar last year.

Here you go. Petrovac is on the coast between Bar and Budva, so that would probably be your best option if you are around on the 23rd September. Round 8 23.09. 17:00 Buducnost KOM 23.09. 17:00 Decic Sutjeska 23.09. 17:00 Grbalj Zeta 23.09. 17:00 OFK Petrovac Mladost Podgorica 23.09. 17:00 Rudar Iskra Round 9 30.09. 17:00 Iskra Decic 30.09. 17:00 KOM OFK Petrovac 30.09. 17:00 Mladost Podgorica Grbalj 30.09. 17:00 Sutjeska Buducnost 30.09. 17:00 Zeta Rudar

More great stuff from Archie - Niall Keown commits to the Jags for the next two years.

Local fixtures for the new season still to be announced - I'll keep my eye on it and let you know once they are out.

You'll be absolutely fine, have no fear. It'll be cooler than high season (25 or so, today is 36 and too sticky to think), but still lots of sun. There's plenty to do and see on the coastline (Kotor, Porto Montenegro, Budva and Bar), with Podgorica and Kolasin easily rechable inland. There will still be a fair amount of tourists about then even though you'll be in the last few minutes of the traditional holiday season.

In theory it should be easy to get tickets on the night. I'll be going along myself if you fancy meeting up for it. I'm expecting a full local derby atmosphere (think Sevco v Newcastle) with lots of cops around as the Partizan fans have previous for misbehaviour. Also the political scene between Montenegro and Serbia is a little tense just now after the election last year, so it could be tasty.

I'll nominate Kevin Muscat for that accolade.

Spoke too soon - Most-Smug has just popped up on Sky News.

Disgraceful stuff. May, Gove, Drunken-Smiff and Fox have no mandate to be doing this to our country. And has anyone else noticed that Jacob Most-Smug has vanished from the public eye lately?

Storming speech there by Corbyn in Birmingham.

Yep. Because everyone has an opinion don't give it credence though.

You don't half post some utter guff on here. This is one of your greatest by a country mile.

What an utterly horrible excuse for a journalist.

Then put another dime in the juke box and play Stone Cold Sober.............

Damning with faint praise there - Justin Currie writes some excellent stuff (check out his first solo album). The Eagles are quite comfortably the worst live band I have ever seen (and that was in 1977).

It's quiet round here these days, so for those of us of a certain age, I'll start you off with: Fleetwood Mac - Silver Springs (B-side of Go Your Own Way) The Beatles - Don't Let Me Down (B-side of Get Back)