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  1. Was it not yourself a few years ago that was going to swim through shark infested waters to get back for a Scotland game ? Just strap a wee waterproof bag on your back and put the flippers on. P.S. Joking apart, enjoy your retirement you lucky so and so,
  2. I said exactly that to a mate at the weekend and in fact I've said it for years.
  3. And I think many European governments heavily subsidise it - which I'm in favour of. Not everyone has cars and a very good public transport is important, especially if we want to help take cars off the road like Malcolm does.
  4. No posts here in over a year ? I only started getting into golf 5-6 years ago and still rubbish but enjoy it and enjoyed the chat and stories on here. Had my first 2 rounds of the year this weekend. Good to brush off the cobwebs. Went down to stay with friends in Melrose and played Roxburgh near Kelso. Tough, hilly course but lovely countryside . Not easy for hackers like me averaging about 100 but defo worth a visit for better golfers. How's everyone else playing ?
  5. I was concerned/confused about taking constipation tablets before laxatives ?!? Defeats the purpose ? I had the scope up the rectum about 12 years ago and certainly had laxatives only. Was on the loo within 5 mins and half my body emptied out. Then back on loo frequently for next few hours. Then had to take 2nd pill 4 hrs later and almost nothing left but pure liquid/water out the bum. So the day before prep wasn't fun along with virtual starving but worst bit was on the day when they pumped air up by backside to allow easy access for the scope. Kind of like electric bellows pumping air. My insides felt like an over blown hot water bottle. Very uncomfortable. And then as mentioned the embarrassing wind. Not the greatest day and half of my life. Hope yours is better than mine Ramy, As you said, it is certainly lots of squeaky bum time. 😆
  6. 😄 Lots of good other replies too. Wish we had the like/laugh etc buttons back.
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