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fringo

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  1. Dictionary definition : "to Testiculate" to wave one's arms around wildly while talking bollocks
  2. A new restaurant offered £100 to anyone who ordered a dish they couldn't supply. An old man went in and asked for giraffe's kneecaps on toast. The waiter returned with £100, saying, "You win - we're out of bread."
  3. He looked injured and limped off.
  4. Nice one. I've not dipped into this thread as often recently so I've lost track of the tracks. 😄
  5. An Irish woman went into a furriers and said: "I need a nice coat to keep me warm." The salesperson said: "Certainly, Madam, what fur?" The Irish woman replied: "I just told you, to keep me fecking warm."
  6. Cheers for sharing that. Really enjoyed it. He comes across as a really decent, level headed lad. And pretty happy with life in Brighton.
  7. The dog ran off last night, so there I was walking round the park calling his name for 20mins and still couldn't find him. My wife said I should look harder, so I shaved my head and got a tattoo... Still can't find the dog.
  8. Hey, hey - that's the 3rd Anti-Dundee Utd comment. Let's keep football out of politics. 😁😃😆
  9. Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Tourettes F*ck, shit !
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