Orraloon

Does your birthday change every year as well?

Did anybody else google Amanda Rendall?

He does sound Doric but not that strong. Folk can understand what he says even if it is a load o' pish.

Can he do a good tuechter accent?

It might help a wee bit if you didn't call it the "EU" convention on human rights.

Major reconstruction planned over the next few years. Hope they manage to keep it as good as it is at present. It's a great course. The 17th is one of my favorite holes anywhere.

I think it's the moon's fault.

That's capitalism for you.

I think it should be dry by noo. He used it on Saturday.

Are Marseille in relegation trouble yet?

Maybe you need to get a decent phone?

Another "olden" days one that I sometimes used was called Wanklyn's soap which had even more snigger value as it was used to test for hardness.

New board. Still taking the pish. Nae luck.

Eh? I've read that twice and it still disnae make sense, to me.

So, it's only plastic Paddies you want to ban? I suppose that's fair enough, then.

One place for the League and one for each Cup. How many places do we need?

Aye, but they might not be allowed to do that if we leave the EU. We just don't know. Nobody is telling us. We need more information. Too much uncertainty. What's the plan B?

I don't think there is anything wrong with non Scots being MSPs.

They will only be on the list vote, I think. I don't think they are intending standing anybody in the constituency vote. Although I don't think nominations have closed yet.

Aye, that would be good but I think it's even less likely. If it did, then Cameron might be a wee bit more favourably to us Jocks in any future negotiations, considering we had just saved his bacon?

One word you should think about -"grooming"

I think the winners should get a European place.

They have been moved around quite a lot over the years. Some of them were played in December, going way back. From the early 80s to early 90s it was played at the end of October. Then it was moved to the end of November (that move might have been Champions League related?) until 2000 when it was moved to March.

If you expect it to be closer than "expected" and it actually turns out that way, then it was hardly unexpected, was it?