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Youz having ten men was the only time that we even got anywhere near ye. Was a no bad game overall despite the lack of proper goalscoring opportunities. But we nowhere near pressed hearts enough until the last ten minutes. Thought after hearts scored it was going to be 4 or 5.

Rosolie reassured viewers that no harm would come to the anaconda. "I would never hurt a living thing," he tweeted. "But you'll have to watch #EatenAlive to find out how it goes down!" Nae prizes for guessing what the outcome was. Shame, the world could do wi one less fandango like this.

I can only dream of looking that good

For the ireland game surely strachan will be looking to pick as close to the team that played against poland, a wee tweek here and there based on form and how they perform in training.

Given my look and phisyque, fair to say was out of the question anyway. Depends if ye like that sort of thing.

Too far, too vulgur. Apologies to all

Posh is too skinny, i would break her. Probably by sitting on her chest to fart in her face. trackie woman only if i put duct tape over her mouth, can't imagine an orgasm in a scouse accent is anything to behold. the scary one just naw. and the ginger one, well, she's ginger Ye never know, they might follow this board with interest. Got a lot of free time on their hands nowadays.

From left to right. No, no, no, aye. And no to the ginger one

Finally a reward for all my hard work.

The Police have been asked for a comment following the explosion at the firework factory in Stafford. Their chief said, "Ooooooohhhhh" and "Aaaaaaaaahhhh".

No, this is.

That's why dads go to iceland

Ooh is this still for sale?

Wrang thread. This may better suit your needs sir http://tartanarmyboard.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=1798&page=24#entry42966

Kids went back to school yesterday.

Don't know if it's just among folk i know or a larger socieyy thing, but a lot of people seem to take photos nowadays from inside hospitals of their or spouses injuries and post them on social media. No need for it.

I had a draw on my coupon for this tonight

Better no let yer missus catch ye doing that

Auld coffin dodgers in the queue at the shops when you are just nipping into the shops for something that should take ye two minutes, But they are there paying for a weeks shopping in 2 pences, or trying to switch it with their powercard. They just seem to be in every flamin' shop, they're like an organised gang who just set oot to f*** my day up. There was a survey recently that said the best places for the over 60s was norway and sweden. Personally i would send the lot of them to a little clinic in switzerland.

Prefer dime bars maself

Apologies. Feck knows why i had the 18th in mind. Probably means i have something important to do that i will probably forget about until the 27th that will land me in trouble wi the wife.

That about sums it up. No just at ibrox, all over the place. I may not look it (not a word) but i am old enough to remember when the only time we remembered/celebrated the armed forces was november 18th.

Meant to add that i, like most will be making sure i have re-usable bags in the car when we go shopping.

People (myself included) don't want to pay the 5p, because we know fine well that maybe 1p of it will go to charity, and the rest will go to the supermarkets profits.