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Pirlo had his contract terminated today, wonder where he’ll turn up next 🤔

I’ve not been in the Clutha since the helicopter crash. What’s it like now?

Great game but Hamilton totally fucked that up. You were right @Ally Bongo bottle merchants!

😂 Mrs Slasher once swapped tops a few years ago with a French guy outside the auld alliance in Paris (much to the excitement of the nearby ta) 🙈. Very quickly the horrible scent of bo became apparent. She pleaded with me to swap but not wanting the pungent odour to pollute my space I refused. However being the gent I am I gave her my Scotland top to wear whilst I went ‘taps aff’ until I could source a replacement. She even had the cheek to get annoyed with me because I was taking too long to pick a new tee at a nearby street market. Anyway, I eventually settled on a snidey French top which I then swapped with another drunken Scotsman for an up to date Scotland kit after the game 😂 All didn’t exactly end well though as I’m sure the game was Berti’s infamous cinc-zero drubbing. It was almost worth it to enjoy Zidane’s performance that night……..almost.

I’m sure there was a game fairly recently (can’t remember which one) where they were turning ‘tartan army types’ away.

Aye I kinda picked up on the fans not being happy. There really wasn’t much in the first leg though. First goal will be massive tomorrow and I still think if Hamilton get it they could turn it round 👍

Not looking good at 1-3 down but best of luck tonight m8, hope they pull it out the bag!

Really? Totally unnecessary 👎

Aye ok Mr Score Updater 😂

I like a lot of the pubs mentioned especially Pot Still and the Piper. A wee shout out to Babbitty Bowsters in Merchant City. Last time I was in there were a few musicians were in and just started jamming. Brilliant atmosphere if a bit pricey. One pub I’ve never liked is the Horseshoe. I’ve always got a definite ‘hun’ vibe in there. Had a couple of decent nights in the lounge upstairs, but the bar? Na 👎

Wtf is a ‘gold standard’ referendum? 🙈

You seem to be getting excited about something you reckoned was unfair a couple of days ago 🤔

Sent you a pm Ramy 👍

Advantage Airdrie in the Lanarkshire derby last night. I’m going to try and get along to Hamilton for the 2nd leg on Saturday night. I have a funny feeling that the Accies might just turn it around, maybe after extra time.

There is a big difference between between being relegated to a lower league and losing senior league status altogether. A play off is perfectly fair in those circumstances imo. Spartans are from Embra btw, even more reason to dislike them! 🤣 ’Mon the wee Rovers! 👍

The play offs are fantastic. We should bring them in for European places in the Premiership as well. What an innovation that would be and what an incentive to all the clubs in the top 6!! I see Cliftonhill is sold out for the wee Rovers battle for survival against Spartans. Brilliant stuff! It’s nicely poised at 1-1 but I hope they pull it off 👍

Alex Cole Hamilton simply must be a Tory plant, has to be! Outwith rabid right wing parties I don’t think I have come across such a complete and utter cunt in Scottish politics!

She was on X factor a few years ago. 😍 Magnificent pair of lungs! On a serious note she did a fantastic version of purple rain 👍

The Azerbaijani jury chick gets my vote 😃 Sweden are going to romp through this like a Rottweiler on heat!

Jan Leeming saying ‘they’re all on something in here’ 🙈🤣😂

The human caterpillar put me off Finland 🤮

I liked Portugal 👀

Might try and get along to Airdrie/Hamilton play off games, should be tasty 👍

Aye nb Ed 😂 You’ll only win one game every nine weeks but 🤣

Cheers Ramy! Slanj! Pretty dismal second half, the 3rd goal summed it up 😂 I’m sure the huns will enjoy their one day in the sun this season 😎