I like the ones that tell me Ive been in an accident. I tend to ask them how they found out,as yes I had,but I was steaming at the time so couldn't really report that someone had crashed into me and I got whiplash.
The other is when they can help me to pay off debt and only have to pay 10% of it. After going through the whole amounts that I owe,I then ask if they can speak to my mum for me,because if she only gets £500 of the 5k that I was owe her,she's gonna go off her nut and will shout at me again.