dandydunn

For-mar-tinPlay in pitmedden,great wee village. I was seeing a bird from there a few years ago and one night in the boozer,I was told we could stay back for a couple of extra beers on a Tuesday night. Me being the innocent guy from the toon,expected an extra half hour after 11:30. Not at all,we rolled out of there at 06:30 and the jukebox never went below 80% volume. Bit to make sure the locals outside never complained,we had to smoke in the disabled toilet with the window open.

Actual impressed with the coverage sky sports news gave of goals in the Scottish cup tonight,with goals from Formartine Utd etc,until they said Cove Utd

Everton are the scummiest,arsehole,absolute ,wankstain, arsehole,#####,scouse s. Ever. FACT

I've said all along that McLean is mince and a few goals at the start of the season has not changed my opinion. I should've mentioned wards save,was stunning. Agree with mcginn,glad he came on at the start of the 2nd half. And hats off to the boy that won the 3k at halftime,I would've went mental doing that at pittodrie.

That first half was pathetic. 2nd half was barely any better.

It would all depend on how many rejoin I suppose. If only 15000 did,then I would assume you could join until they reached their membership cap. Maybe.

Ive no idea what the bairn does on it, but I was surprised at the detail that he managed to put into making a darts venue on it. Although his suggestion that the girls will have to go outside and pee because there's only one toilet and it will be full of men that have been drinking beer didn't go down too well with his mum. Seems to gain his attention and concentration levels well though,whether that's a good or bad thing remains to be seen.

Fury is aff his nut http://www.skysports.com/klitschko-vs-fury/news/33472/10078309/klitschko-vs-fury-tyson-fury-sings-to-wladimir-klitschko-at-public-workout-in-dusseldorf

That was scraping the bottom of the barrel.

He watches games and stuff on it. A lot of mine craft. I'll make sure he avoids your "sexy" channel

I got that. I wanted to put annoying things back and forth for a bit. But you ruined it. Room 101 for you laddie.

Laughed a few times on that tonight.

On my iPhone?

Things are starting to get heavy here.

Adverts in here. Why am I being offered a date with a Muslim? And flights to Switzerland?

It's a thread for listing things isn't it?

Ryan Christie has started most weeks.

Diet irn bru My step daughters music on her iPad Skinny jeans Cyclists My sky remote that keeps telling me the batteries are dead Xmas trees in November Bad drivers Any previous scotland away kit that isn't pink Black ice Neighbours that let the contents of their bin blow about in the winter People that refuse to pick up dog shit Cats (mine in particular) Big words that thplinth or Phart uses,I forget who it is Whoever decided to cancel the daily sport Car mechanics People that still think ill crumble if they ask me out for a fag The useless in the wholesaler that my work uses Whoever suggested a week of international football My mum (because she couldn't babysit the kids the last 2 Monday's and I had to miss my darts) Daily record reporters Weegies that call into radio Scotland complaining about Rangers/Celtic,delete as appropriate Ek Celt,he wants banned anyway (allegedly) The boy on gumtree trying to sell a lambert & butler golf brolly for £2 People that have heard about a dead cert of a horse Breast reduction surgeons High top trainers Traffic wardens Bus drivers People who drive in the dark with side lights on People who see a hint of fog and need fog lights in Joggers with hi viz gear on or flashing lights Cyclists that have a light that flashes in your face as they pedal towards you

I just use it for streaming music to my tv really. And Aberdeen videos when I'm pished and want to get emotional. Although the bairn (7) keeps saying he wants a YouTube channel. I have no idea what he means at all.

Pleased at 17:52 Hurt at 17:55

What's a domain?

Different lassie.

I was seeing a lassie that had a couple of kids,he was still about,but just a ##### if truth be told. Anyway,when they got a school picture taken and it was distributed to family,there was a spare one,so the kids asked if they could give it to me. Maybe not exactly the same,but it seemed to be all their idea to give it to me. Now,I've got 3 step children and see them all as my own.

I was just away to post actually. Beat from top of the league 7-5 last night. I was on babysitting duties again. Useless s. I'll sort it next week though.

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