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A coach full of jazz musicians has broken down in the fast lane of the M1 motorway. Police say they are expecting some lengthy jams.

Robert Lewandowski ?

Since it's almost Valentine's Day😁

A guy goes to the doctor's for an examination. Before the examination, he asked the doctor if he had ever laughed at his patients' problems. The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' he said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest willy the doctor had ever seen. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?' 'It's swollen,' he replied.

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Dick Campbell would be entertaining.

How do you make a bandstand ? Steal their chairs.

😂 😂 😂

IMO shades of favourable refereeing for the big team helped Real comeback. I only saw brief clips but think Almeria (and hence Girona ) have cause to feel hard done by.

It's a great story !

I've been waiTING 😁

Interesting story Girona: How Catalonia club are punching above their weight to share lead of La Liga https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67948389

Lucky (and with extra cheese 😄 )