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Most folk will be too embarrassed to admit they understand that one.

The thing is, these guys were Foreign Secretaries. They would probably like to think that they had a say in whether we use the nukes or not. Do you think that if Channel 4 had sent in a wee Chinese boy, instead of the lassie, he might have got a shot of the big red button?

Butter is good for you. http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/magazine-features/is-butter-really-back/

Man up FFS. If you cannae go a bike with one hand you shouldn't be allowed to own one.

Maybe he had a sensible teacher explaining it to him?

But why three times? Is it to give him 3 chances to get it right. School must be awfy easy these days.

Good excuse for supermarkets to start putting their prices up again.

Not sure the statistics back up that assumption?

It's amazing what some folk will do to get themselves noticed.

Aye, the Tory specky khunt hadn't announced it yet but he must have been thinking bout it. He's almost 70 and clearly well on the road to senility. Why else would he be so gullible as to be taken in by a wee Chinese lassie? She didnae even over him sex......... as far as we are aware?

And, two specky sacrificial lamb khunts who had already decided to retire from politics anyway. I admire your level of cynicism young man.

My missus would disagree. 114 cubic meters of domestic gas costs about £50. Even the Ukrainians could afford that.

How reliable is Sputnik news? "According to a statement by the company's press service, Gazprom was to deliver 114 cubic meters both on February 22 and February 23" I could probably fart more than that in a year.

He would look really fukin weird if he looked like two of them. 25 stone and 4 specky eyes

Being a bit of a selfish fuker, I would prefer oil prices to stay low (ish)

Oil companies are using "low" ish oil prices as a big stick for negotiations with the government and with their own workforces. Even at $50 (it might go lower) it is still almost double the historic averages over the last 70 years (adjusted for inflation). The price has only been higher since the spike in 2005. I think the average price for a year has only been over $100 in one year out of the last 70 and that was only by a few cents. Oil is getting harder to get out of the ground but there is still plenty of it.

This is how rumours start, and you started it, with you're shocking insinuations. I hope you are proud of yourself?

I find it hard to believe that Willie Miller is a kiddy fiddler, if that's what you're suggesting.

Sounds like the TAMB.

I'm sure that is possible, but the scam I was talking about was much less sophisticated than that. They simply block the signal between the remote key and the car's central locking system. They rely on lazy drivers not checking that the car has actually locked by checking flashing indicators, or whatever system fancy hairdressers cars have these days. No fancy, high tech equipment required. Just something which is freely available in any DIY store.

The remote locking system uses radio waves. You just might remember that Flora got his golf clubs stolen (although he doesn't speak about it much)? We suspected at the time that some lowlife might have tampered with his remote radio signal to get into his car. Well, if it's happening all the time to you then this probably isn't your problem but something else might be interfering with the radio signal in your remote switch. Is there a radio mast nearby? Or it might just be something in somebody's house.

Aye, it's a piece of piss but you have to make sure that the key you are using is the master key. You can only reprogram new keys off the master key. You should be able to find something on youtube to show you how to do it.

Laurencekirk isnae in Aberdeen.

Sound like it.

Is that Wee Burnie? Jist wait until Rab C gets his haunds on him.