On a more positive note, how about a list of the good c**ts?
Weegies, Juties, Sons of the Rock, Bankies, Buckfast swilling North Lanarkshire folk - all good c**ts.
Andy Murray - good c**t
Martin Compston - good c**t
Michael Stewart - good c**t
Christopher Brookmyre - good c**t
Martin Gilbert - good c**t
Plenty more.