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Wibble

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  1. What's wrong wi' Lambrettas? Had two Li !50 1966 and a 1967 - URE 147 (I htink) with an SX 150 = wit a rebore to a 175cc - power, ya bitch!!!!!
  2. Since leaving the auld yins (baith deid, of course) - 40 years ago - I got cats (five at one point), but I could deal with it. Most lived 12-23 (!!!!) seriously years and most needed 'put to sleep' - 'she' had to deal with that. But, one day, a neighbour, who happened to be a young dentist - it's relevant - (I used tae call him the Novocaine kid' - he was aye high as ), put a note through my door saying one of my pussies was (brown bread'), but his burd had dealt with it. I have to say, in drink - aye, there's a theme - I was intrigued, so knocked at his door to find where wee Benjie - who was a stray and around 15-17 - was. He was trying to sell his flat and, as it was warm - even on Manchester - he wanted to present a great lawn-side/garden vista for the potential buyers. So, seeing the wee moggie asleep on the grass, he was happy enough for her (sic) (she was called Benji) just lay on the grass after three viewers visited. She wild be there... 'cos she was 'deid'. His partner - his dental nurse - twigging the wee bugger had outdone her nine lives - picked her up off the lawn (ooooooooooh) and moved her into their flat. But, with potential buyers due, she really didn't want wee Benji to sort of ''' hover, and the box wiz too wee - so she broke the cat's legs tae get her into the box. I was upset, she was a nasty bass - Benji, not the dental nurse but, I got the box, put it in the motor and took her to the cat crem - there will be one near you. Hope it's not soon, BTW!
  3. Just going... I'll have a shandy for you. Despite it all, I like you... you remind me of me, when I was a bairn. Finished?
  4. Did you haggle down to 5 euros? I had a limo.
  5. None stranger - see Aileen's pics of you and the boy - scary!!!
  6. You want salt'n'sauce with that chip on your shoulder? Wee man, wee intellect and wee mindset - get yourself a shag and sort yourself out - sad, wee boy. Enough. (I've seen the pic of you on the fitba' pitch - i laughed.) Thanks. xxx
  7. Oh dear - got your knickers in a bunch there, princess, eh? You're like the wee clipe that stands at the back and murmers... make yourself known at the next game and I may buy you a beer. Alcohol-free, of course. FTR: J Strap is the nice one, I'm the grumpy bassa. xxx
  8. Like we matter? Humped, ####ed and shagged by a parliament that in no way reflects or empathises with the people that have to live in a lifestyle they know nothing about!!! Qunts!!!!
  9. I agree - saw the whole game without needing to evacuate the bladder. Like the swally (sic) but, the game is more important than the scoop - IMHO - but each to his/her own.
  10. Shite his pants when he met J. strap again, did he?
  11. I have a video of his car exploits... depend how much he pays for me noyt to post it. As for JS... he's in deep doo-doo if i post him and the trannies!!!!
  12. Seemed like a nice crowd - probably Portugeezers!!! Arf!
  13. The 'Bairn' - Ms Wibble - God help her. She is now addicted to the TA. (SHITE!!!)
  14. The two Embra virgins - furst away game - that watched the bairn - nice guys. (I hope.)
  15. A looney with Ms Wibble.
  16. Chinese 'human rights' - a contradiction in terms. Was 'his' wife a hooker - and who's had her? Too wee for me - I'm huge!!!
  17. Breaking cover, but I've just done two (2) years of dealing with 'this sort of thing'. I find your claim potentially possible - yet unlikely. (But I was not there.) I know I'm not helping, but the signs are usually there and family/friends/colleagues do notice behavioural changes. I'm open-minded, but Turkey, and it's despotic regime, is nothing but a kick-in-the-arse from adopting Shariah. (Given the chance. They want in Europe - but not the Europe we are accustomed to.
  18. I wouldn't know, M, but her profile was not high enough to warrant a 'termination' IMHO.
  19. Friends of mine at the Beeb are scratching their (collective) heads on this.
  20. http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/watch-polish-fans-clash-sevilla-10307706 We have a huge Polish community across Manchester who just get on with life. Then shit-heads, like this, think they'll pick off some visitors. City or United's 'baddies' wid deal with them, in normal circs, but they ambush visitors to our city - fuqqem off. Cnuts!
  21. Lovely tae meet you - whoever you were on that night!!!
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