Wibble

Leave some for us.

How quaint - you are a loss to the new Scottish Diplomatic Corps.

Only found this today:

Is your 'wee lawn' a euphemism? I have a Flymo!!!

Big Taunton Tartan and Wrighty are currently on their way to Passchendaele, and to catch the Last Post being played at the Menin Gate... both remarkably sober. Cannae last!!!

You can - you're doing the ice bucket challenge.

YES!

Good! Alcohol is Satan's wee wee.

I'll be in at the back of eight.

Sponsored by Weetabix! Tory scum!

I'll give it a shot wehn I get on the other mac tonight - cheers!

Your in the chair at the airport, BTW!

Just tried it - 98 Euros - at best. We'll just have tae suck it up!

Is it easier/cheaper to book in advance - or just turn up at the train station? Looking on the interweb at trains fae Bremen to Dortmund - return - and seeing 98 Euros. Is that about right or am I missing something? Ta.

I've just check ours out on Google maps... looks a bit 'ethnic'. (Drei Kronen) That said, there appear to be kebab, chicken and Pound (Euro) shops in the area. Distinct lack of folk scoopin' up outside bars, though. Think we may have to transfer to you and the missus' gaffe.

Aye, but he'll realise he signed for Manchester's more successful club when he tries to get into the trophy room without sunglasses.

Go on a diet then, ya oily, windy, fat bassa!

2003? Some of cannae remember yesterday!!!

Was it not having contingency plans about having contingency plans?

Virtually every - almost bar none - Englander I speak to believes that the FM is a Pol Pot-esque figure just waiting to take Scotland back to Year Zero. And the closer the independence vote comes, the more rabid in their beliefs - that he is a tyrant - many become. I'm now waiting for another verse of GStQ to be added - mach akin to the Marshall Wade version - that will berate, mock and ridicule Eck, before the buggers get put back into their collective box, this time (hopefully) for ever. That said, I worked on a job yesterday with a snapper - called Iain - whose extended family is very much split on the issue. For himself, an English-born man with a Scottish mother, he reckoned 'we' have only ourselves to blame if we don't make a fist of this. Forget 1979, this is 2014 and could be our last chance to forge our own futures and identity.

Westminster. Ot the vacant plinth in Trafalgar Square.

Just to help you seal the deal, Zander... young J Strap and I are booked in there. (Form an orderly queue, riff-raff!!!)

Been on a job at the airport today and nobody - that's no-one - gets through to airside without ditching belts, watches, phones, cameras etc, for a shake-down - which surprised me. I really believed that when the hoi-polloi were not around, it was easy-osy... I'm impressed. Though, I should have been a special case - ma maw said I was 'special'.

Mick, as long as he scores more than the opposition we've won everything. Though I do take your point. We'll see what January brings. Surprised - yet pleased - Fletcher still figures at OT, BTW.

Mother... there's a cheppie et the dooooor with sum parcels...... Nice one, son.