DoonTheSlope

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It looks like the Iranian First Minister has decided to vacation in Qatar at the same time as ours! What are the chances of that eh Hopefully MI6 keeps an eye on the cunt

Useless and his daft wife taking a short holiday to Qatar where Hamas’ billionaire leaders reside How many suitcases would it take to smuggle £61m out of the country?

I once got a filling without anaesthetic. I thought I’d had one when I was wee but couldn’t remember getting an injection. I found out from my mum later on that it wasn’t a filling I’d had

Where about is this free Ed Sheeran gig?

What are people getting up to that they need to get cameras up shoved up their cocks? I’ve still got a few years to go before Im at the age where I’ll have to get a finger up the auld balloon knot and my arse makes buttons just at the thought of that. It makes me wince when I wipe too deep! The only solace I’ve got is there’s enough gays and open minded wimmen in the world that take it up trap 2 so it’s obviously not that bad but Up the japs eye? That’s a new one on me 😥

“Together we’ll be beat cancer” Together we won’t They constantly tell us that obesity is the second biggest cause of cancer in the UK but they encourage everyone to go into work and pay a few quid for cakes, sweeties, biscuits and pizza etc. A bigger a scam as your never likely to see Theres no profit in a healthy population

People are getting entertainment and standard muddled up Scottish football is good entertainment but he was right. The standard of Scottish football is atrocious

No discounts for SSC is disappointing Not only are we subsiding the ticket staffs travel for away games but we’re paying full whack There’s really no point in joining the SSC anymore. You’ll get tickets no bother in the general sale and I got all 3 Euros games in the UEFA ballot Sorry but I’m out

That’s a very simplistic and somewhat disrespectful take you’ve displayed there. I’m sure fans of the other 15 teams would have thought the exact same about us.

You’ve got a PM. It’s 2023 wanting its patter back

Ronaldo won’t retire. He’s not the type. He’s spoke in the past about playing at the 2026 World Cup

Good draw for the Ronaldo fan boys Viva Ronaldo!! 🐐

When are the fixtures likely to be released?

I bet Ian Maxwells eyes lit up as soon as he saw we drew Portugal. I wonder how much he’ll charge per ticket to see the 🐐

I sat down last night with the big computer, pen and pad to draw up some sort of rough itinerary to coincide with my games Rothenburg is one hell forsaken place to try and get to even from the big cities like Munich and Frankfurt

How can you transfer the ticket outwith the uefa app? If I bought a ticket of LFT or SH for example and I’ve paid the tout and it comes to a couple of days before the game and he’s about to send the ticket over how does it activate the Bluetooth for the ticket to be activated before getting to the turnstile?

How do sites like Stubhub and Livefootballtickets work for these Bluetooth activated tickets? I was led to believe you can’t transfer tickets and any sale or transfer had to all be done through the UEFA portal Being <12 riff raff I could potentially have to use one of these sites if we qualify for the next phase of the tournament if feedback seems comforting. If we qualify or not I will probably look at doing it anyway once I decide my whereabouts past the group stage

Bonn on Friday the 5th of July. Standing room only

Spain v Croatia, Slovenia v Serbia I think and a second round game in Berlin Location wise they’re out of the question for me so looking to maybe swap them on the portal for games in the NRW region where I’m based

I’m surprised Andrea Berg hasn’t been earmarked for the gig or the Schlager queen Helene Fischer

I was hankering for an appearance from Take That seen as they start the European leg of their tour a few later but to no avail At least give us somebody we’ve heard of

Got 7 tickets. 4 that l’ll be using that are Scotland games and around base camp. The other 3 aren’t of interest to me I’ll be on spaghetti hoops until the resale portal opens just so I can get my hole

If I’d been successful for every game I applied for then I wouldn’t have got any tickets because I wouldn’t have been able to afford to pay the overall cost. The overall balance was going into the tens of thousands. It’s extremely unlikely you’ll get a full application successful from the last two tournaments so took a gamble and luckily it paid off I also got myself a divorce, new house, a CSM direct debit set up and a tinder account