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I combat it by getting diamazipan from the doctor. The one time I didn't have any,when the assistant asked if there was anything she could do to relax me,I told her that when I was younger,my mum would always be with me stroking the back of my hand and reassuring me. That's exactly what she did the whole appointment,thankfully,I was too scared to get a hard on from her touching and reassuring polish tones

That's another fine reason I can use for not eating fruit Don't want it stinking out my golf bag when I forget to eat it. Cheers Larky

Asthmatic people? Not wanting to breathe that stuff in? View of the game being temporarily blocked? Children getting scared? That enough reasons they shouldn't be in?

That's creepier than I used to be

Incorrect. Scott Brown started today

Cheers

With 9 outfield players?

Shit. Great strike.

Shay!!!!! ?⚪️

True Only good entertainers are allowed. See Guitar Wifie for a prime example

Great advert for Scottish football imo.

Boom

The boy going over to the fans celebrating someone getting sent off was a bit ott. Hope he breaks a leg very soon and loses his career.

Dentists. Always have been and always will be. I thought I would be scared of falling through a walkway underneath an oil rig,but after the week I've just had,turns out I wasn't.

I had to google that. That's just wrong.......

Ideal opportunity to fleece the fans. Standard technique nowadays.

Great finish. Just a booking now please.

Thought the same at first viewing,but just a coming together.

10 pts a booking and 25 a red. 2 bookings so far

Got 4/1 for griffiths to score,8+ corners,Celtic to win both halves and 30+ booking points. Going well so far. Arseholes

Edit: Goal 2-2

A fine goalkeeping tradition is carried on at Utd Utd were doing as well as could be expected up until the first goal.

I do try

That's what kids and a £5 note are for