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bonzo

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  1. If that's true the bastards fae the sun probably paid them to do it 🤬
  2. I make cell culture incubators, part of a group of people who started our own company after being made redundant around 5 years ago.
  3. Maybe it just fell off the edge of the world.
  4. Getting a bit of an alcohol vibe from your tunes fringo, you thirsty 🍺😆
  5. The version I played is the one I remember. I've got the album will dig it out at the weekend. Mind going to see them just before Christmas 85 nightmoves or rooftops 🤔
  6. Absolutely horrible slasher, condolences. All the best.
  7. Don't know who wrote this but I thought it was bloody good. Tae a virus Twa months ago, we didna ken, yer name or ocht aboot ye; But lots of things have changed since then, I really must salute ye. Yer spreading rate is quite intense, Yer feeding like a gannet; Disruption caused, is so immense, Ye’ve shaken oor wee planet. Corona used tae be a beer, They garnished it wae limes; But noo it’s filled us a' wae fear, These days are scary times. Nae shakin hawns, or peckin lips, It’s whit they a' advise; But scrub them weel, richt tae the tips, That’s how we’ll a' survive. Just stay inside, the hoose, ye bide, Nae sneakin' oot for strolls; Just check the lavvy every hoor, And stock-take your loo rolls. Our holidays have been pit aff, Noo that’s the Jet2 patter; Pit oan yer thermals, have a laugh, And paddle ‘ doon the waater. ‘ Canary isles, no for a while, Nae need for suntan cream; And a' because o' this wee bug, We ken tae be..19. The boredom surely will set in, But have a read, or doodle; Or plan yer menu for the month, Wi' 95 pot noodles. When these run oot, just look aboot, A change, it would be nice; We’ve beans and pasta by the ton, And twenty stane o rice. So dinny think yell wipe us oot, Aye true, a few have died; Bubonic, bird flu, and Tb They came, they left, they tried. Ye might be gallus noo ma freen, As ye jump fae cup tae cup; But when we get oor vaccine made, Yer number will be up.
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