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A man enters a monastery and takes a vow of silence. This can only be broken every 10 years and then the monk can only say 2 words. After 10 years he is allowed to say his 2 words. He says, 'food, bad'. Another 10 years passes and he's allowed to say another 2 words. He says,'bed, hard'. Another 10 years go by. He's been there 30 years now. He's allowed to say 2 words again. He goes to the leader of the monks and says,'l quit'. The other monk replies, 'l'm not surprised. You've done nothing but complain since you've been here!'

"We'll Always Have Paris" compiled by David Dickson.

I've no idea. I can't remember which songs I posted yesterday or day before . 😃

😁 The cheese cupboard is currently empty.

Again many apologies if this has been done as I've not checked back and short term memory after a bottle of vino isn't great 😄 Better call it a night soon 😄

Has this been posted ?

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Might need a slight trim ?

My French friend said to me: ‘Did you know butterflies only live for one day?’ I said: ‘That’s a myth.’ He said: ‘No, it’s definitely a butterfly.’”

I have a phobia of speed bumps, ................... .............but I'm slowly getting over it.

I agree.

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I wonder if this is because of the situation in Israel & Palestine ? I think I heard on Friday before Eng v Aus game at Wembley that only national flags allowed because of this. My assumption is that it's an easy way to bar/block political flags of any sort i.e. no pro Israel nor pro Palestine flags currently. Just a blanket ban apart from actual national flags of the 2 teams competing in that particular match to avoid any potential controversy.

I feared the wurst about getting to Germany.

And some cheese

Cheers Exile. Been on holiday last 2 weeks. What's the current theme ?