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  1. Even before any virus, the sight of any player from the team you follow out on the lash not giving a monkey’s fuck about the performance before always created enough ill feeling. But as you say, to show utter disregard during this period is scandalous and they should be beyond ashamed. If a full squad of men/boys can still be assembled though the game should still be going ahead. If Saints can’t damage Aberdeen when they are depleted like that then it’ll be me who’s furious.
  2. Here by me. There are half a dozen pubs in my wee local town and the only surprise to everyone is that it took as long to have an outbreak such are the morons bouncing around. Half the population think it’s either a fabricated myth or a potion concocted in a lab in some deliberate lefty ploy. 😏
  3. On second thoughts, bide with the sheep pish. 🙄
  4. Not at all if the players can’t behave themselves. ‘Mon the Billy Daintees.
  5. Guys with sheep jokes in 2020. Utter cringe. 😩
  6. That’s my 24 year old Step-Daughter and her boyfriend tested positive this morning. 😞 There has been an outbreak at a local pub and She was in the night it has occured. She has been feeling shite the last few days and yesterday lost her sense of smell and taste. Tested this morning on a rapid test scheme and received the bad news. We are hoping her illness is not due to the positive Covid in her system but...... ☹️
  7. I dropped a right black ain last night at the boozer. My pus turned purple pushing the hoor oot. I’ve no’ had ain the day but when I lash it roond the u-bend I’ll dedicate it tae yersel’ wee man. 🇨🇦💩
  8. Top 3 shites Ramy. Where did you drop them? What was the content like?
  9. Liam Craig’s goal was better than anything that useless French prick could muster up.
  10. Did you know that the French word for dandelion refers to a bodily function?
  11. https://mobile.twitter.com/Faytuks/status/1290671798632304646 😳
  12. Did you know that uncontrollable hiccup outbursts can be solved by massaging the rectal area with a finger?
  13. How many shites have you squeezed oot the day wee man?
  14. I scranned a heap of sugar free chocolate a few weeks ago she had stored hidden away. I had nae idea it was going to turn my hole intae a sluice gate. She only nibbles a wee piece every now and again. I malkied four big bars of it in one go. Daft cunt. 😖
  15. Depends on how many Guinness I hae but if I’m on it for a few days then my Erchie just permanently dreeps o’ broon sludge.
  16. I did a big job in the prison years back when I worked with Spittal And McGlashan. That lassie you’re on about isnae Sally-Ann is it? She was one dour pussed cow. We couldnae hae a fart withoot her checking.
  17. Guid Taig blood is Lynch. My Grannie wid be proud. ‘Mon the provos. Oor day will come Ramy. 🇨🇮
  18. Suits me. The puddings sold me the last time. Sorry aboot blootering the Polish tele wae tge fitba’ though. 😂
  19. If the pork goulash isnae oan the cairds when I’m o’er.......
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