jock strap

sorry Tri-pod

Would love to go over sometime and watch them play

Absolute quality piece of business from Man Utd. Falcao is a brilliant signing. Got to praise the LVG and the cash coffers who have finally stumped up big money and bought some real quality players. I still think a centre half should have been added, but January will come again soon. Had to laugh at Phil Thompson on SSN, he looked like he was close to tears

I know, great bit of business by Man United there

4 more sleeps. Do you think I should let Mrs Strap know I'm going now or wait a wee bit longer ?

the rain canna get you when your inside a pub

Hotel Metropol my good man

ahem.......Bilel Mohsni

like Scouse Ed, you are bricking it. stop panicking pal

not booked flights yet but hotel is reserved. got my return flights to Germany for about £70 return just by waiting and not booking up in the madness when the location was announced.

swap Shaw for Valencia and put Blind where Shaw used to be and that is a frightening starting 11.

whats the matter with it ? made the front page of a paper in Zagreb with that

Where's Fletcher ?

Would cry if he done that on the X-Factor auditions ! Imagine Louis' face if he did

Great addition, but badly need about 2-3 defenders !

its not a goalkeeper but think this og was hilarious. to top it off, the poor lad broke his nose anaw

http://youtu.be/6GPiqcP1CEg

Was seriously asked at Gatwick by a security guard what was under my kilt. It was only the intervention of a Police Officer who stopped a potential international incident happening !

wow ! the look on his face after it says it all

tbf Ed, you have got me confused with what you are actually meaning.

brilliant J Its wee things like this that really make me think that this could happen

excellent