slasher

It’s no that fancy and it was on offer today 🤷🏼‍♂️

Any links to the Aberdeen game tonight troops? Mrs Slasher is out on the town, so a wee bottle of Valpolicella is getting opened and fitba on! Nottm For v Sheff U doesn’t float my boat!

Two great results from the Embra lot last night 👏 I watched the jambos game and they did really well after a horror start and 15 minutes of hoofball! Once they recovered their composure they looked well capable although I thought they were going to baws it after Boyce went off. Obviously the Villa tie is almost certainly unwiinnable for Hibs but it should be a gid money spinner for them. The jambos will have a chance against PAOK but I don’t fancy them away in the heat of the 2nd leg unless they can smash it at Tynecastle 👍

I know! 🙈 Pacey wingers tend to deteriorate pretty quickly in their 30’s and as you rightly point out we’ve already got one of our own. It’s a hard no for me to this one!

Yous fuckin sign him then! Hes 29, has a bad attitude and hasn’t kicked a ball in months. If he is in any way meant as a replacement for Jota it’s a joke. I know there are still a couple of weeks left and the level we are trying to operate in is more difficult but we better have something better than this up our sleeve. I’d honestly rather spend the wages we are going to be paying this waster on the young kid at Motherwell everyone is talking about. Unless it something to do with upping our number of homegrown players for Euro squads I don’t get it at all on any level.

Ryan Fraser. 🙈 Just fuck off Celtic! Fuck right off!

Taylor has been utter dug meat all summer. We seriously need to upgrade in that position. I’m not buying the rumours that Tierney is coming back but that’s the sort of change I could get on board with. Time to replace Joe Hart as well, he’s done fine for us but if we go into the CL with Hart & Taylor we’ll make a James Hunt of ourselves! 😂

A bit of a missed opportunity for the sheep that. Aberdeens press was good but that they lacked any real quality when they won it back. A lot of crosses into the box which we actually dealt with quite well for a change. Good result in the end because we are still miles off it!

I fancy Aberdeen for all 3 points today. We’ve still not quite reset yet, good time to get us imo.

I like him a lot, I’d rather he stayed but if his head is gone fuck it! Cheque please!

I fancy Aberdeen for 3rd this season. I know they won last week and did alright in Norway last night but I have a feeling that the Naismith/McAvoy tenure isn’t going to go well. Hibs are up and down like a prostitutes knickers so who knows with them. They could be anywhere between 4th & 7th imo!

It would be £15m+ I’d imagine. I couldn’t see us taking any less.

No he doesn’t. The Kane deal will more than double Spurs alleged transfer budget. I think Hatate is the only Celtic player Ange would come back for. Now that he has a bit more moulah to play with I think he may well do so. Even if he doesn’t, it looks like Caicedo might be off to Liverpool which will probably mean Brighton sniffing about. Hatate has looked and sounded like someone whose head is already somewhere else all pre-season. He’s either been tapped up or told by his agent a move is coming. I’m already resigned to losing him even if no one else is. As long as we have suitable replacements lined up it’s fine but as I mentioned earlier, this window is getting increasingly complicated for us and things done in haste sometimes don’t go the best 🤷🏼‍♂️

Fantastic performance from Joe Newell who is a player I’ve always liked. It’s about time these teams rewrote the script in Europe. I’d fancy both to go through now, although nobody would be surprised to see them make heavy weather of it!

Now that Bayern and Spurs have agreed on a deal for Harry Kane I would fully expect Ange to come calling for Hatate. What looked like a pretty straightforward transfer window for us back in May could be set to get increasingly complicated 🤔

I’m watching all of this very carefully. Just before the next round of council redundancies i plan to identify as a kangaroo. Just prior to them deciding who qualifies for severance I shall submit a special request asking for a designated ‘bounce’ zone and a punchbag so I can practice my kangaroo kicks. That should do the trick I reckon! 👍

Dunno but Neil ‘the baby’ McCann doesn’t sound too happy tonight 🤔

This thread is giving me George Galloway/Rula Lenska flashbacks 🙈😾

I agree on Hatate but we’ve already got plenty of gaps to plug before you even get to replacing him. Lots of rumours eg Livakovic, Solbakken and Antonio today but nothing concrete. With Oh now out for 6 weeks we’re suddenly looking very light in quite a few areas. In short, we need to get the fuckin finger oot!

That’s Starfelt away chasing his jam roll across Spain noo. Rumours Hatate’s head has been turned would fit in with his half arsed pre season. Still 3 and a bit weeks to go so plenty of time, but I wish we’d get on with it. It’s been very underwhelming so far!

Wow! 😂 The board has taken a strange turn today, what have I started? 🙈 That is actually hilarious. Maybe I won’t bother finishing my follow up, I’ll just type the plot into some AI app and it’ll do a better job than anything I could come up with! I wouldn’t actually use it for writing but I did wonder if it might replace a financial adviser with good tips on investment or retirement, that sort of thing. The whole thing is quite terrifying when you start to realise where it could go. Well, I did ask!

Right, has anybody dabbled with any of the AI apps that are currently on the go? They all seem to offer a free trial then are subscription based thereafter, anywhere between £3.99 - £5.99pm. I’m a bit a feart in case it takes over my brain and turns me into an even bigger lunatic than I already am 🤔

So, who is going to win the sack race? McLean the early front runner, with Lee Johnson and Beale tucked in behind 🤔

The jambos will be playing Rosenborg. There’s a bit of a Scotland v Switzerland vibe going on with the rest what with the Hibees off to Lucern and the huns facing Servette. Assuming the huns take care of their tie I think I’m right in saying Servette could be potential opponents for Aberdeen as well. I wouldn’t put money on any of them the way things have gone in the past but you would surely think that all four have a decent chance of progressing against that backdrop. I watched the first half last night and although they looked a bit ropey early on it was a skoosh case in the end. As I said after the first leg all’s well that ends well 👍

So, can we expect more buffoonery from the Hibby cunts tonight? Surely not! I’m going for a 2-0 home win 👍