MacTaz

Is that what we're calling GLASGOW now ? Anymore for the outrage bus ? All aboard ........ !!

Ermmmmm where exactly does the homophobia bit fit in here ? I would appreciate if you could demonstrate where I have referred to ANYONE's sexual leanings .

That is a serious "smacking offence !" Jezza ............ !!!!

No but do you think he just thought "you know what, I think I'll punch somebody today " Do you know the whole story ? On any other day the headline "BBC PRODUCER GETS GUBBED !" Would have most on here quietly chuckling, thinking haha serves him right , fecking BBC ! "

Well you're the expert on that aren't you

Since when did producers cook ? I' ve seen a poor Gunner skelped by his Section Commander because he hadn't made me an brew while I was fixing their gun ... he didn't bleat about it . Felt sorry for the poor guy as I hadn't actually asked for a brew . I rather suspect there was more to it than that , I doubt even Clarkson loses his rag that easily so I reckon there was more to it than that, it s just that oor wee Ossian isn't saying anything that might later harm his case in court. And WTF are\"bants" ? Have you been hanging about with Marines or yon mincing RAF regt types ? Handbags at dawn ... jog on !

Let s remember , he WAS a BBC luvvie .....he'd go to A&E for a broken nail !

Point 1 Clarkson is an eejit but he's the kind of eejit who says what he thinks and feck the lefties , tree huggers, and general pathetic creatures in this world , whuich brings me nicely to : Point 2 If you are a BBC Producer with an name like Ossian thingumy then there are TWO good reasons for a good dig on the chin right away ...if you had one ! Point 3 Falklands Gate ...what a load of pish ....How the feck anybody could have related that Regn No to the Falklands conflict without some serious juggling is beyond me...and I was there ! As to smacking someone being grounds for the sack .....why ? If that s the case then it should also be grounds for dismisal to annoy someone to the point they feel they need to smack you.Treat people with respect, they won't feel the need to knock you on your arse. Simples. People seem to think these days that it's OK to gob off , verbally abuse , ridicule or humiliate people with impunity then wonder why they find themselves sitting on their arse , bleeding .... STRESS : The brains reaction to the body's urge to beat the sh1t out of some arse who richly deserves it !

I've just remembered another waking moment....New Year's Day 1982/3 woke up or rather got booted awake by some hairy arrsed Provo Sgt , to find myself in the jail , surrounded by a sea of vomit , my only recollection of the previous night was leaving the Mess with a litre bottle of Bacardi gold, heading for a party in Pads quarter ....... I needn't have worried though the lovely Provo Sgt chappie filled in the missing bits at 300 decibels as he beasted me round the parade square for an hour as I regurgitated the previous nights intake ..... then sent me back to my bed with a farewell boot up the arse WHERE I LAY DYING FOR TWO DAYS ! The postscript to this was a mate of mine thinking he was doing me a good turn brought me a bowl of vegetable soup from the cookhouse ...........then looked astounded when I rose from my death bed and sprinted to the loo at warp speed !! I have NEVER drunk the stuff to this day !!

Never been to bed with an ugly woman .............woken up next to some real hippocrocapigs though ....... One memorable "thing" was aboot 6 ft SQUARE ! ..... and bore a striking resemblance to Johann Lamont's uglier sister ! if it hadn't farted I wouldn't have known which end was which !!

What FE said , ticket prices are a joke, the SFA are beyond clueless and interested only in ripping us off. And there are way too many muppets on here taking themselves too seriously !

Well you sure as f#ck don't need an AK47 to go shopping ..... except maybe in Iraq !

It s OK We have pulled out of Afghanistan and Iraq now so all those nasty Taliban types will stop murdering people ...............

Where does he glorify it ? Have you read the book ? "many who were very probably innocents " How do you know that ? Bit of a sweeping statement there considering Snipers' rules of engagement require the target to be identified as "armed".

Never fear The Mad One is alive and well and living in a modest palace on the lost hebridean island of Inverfeckit !

We were never going to be ALLOWED to win in Afghan. The methods we would have had to have employed would have had the great British public up in arms AND the government were too scared of losing their places in the Westmidden trough. That is the advantage the baddies always have , they are answerable to nobody, whereas we have to operate under sometimes ludicrous restrictions and the threat of going to prison if you deviate in the slightest fro the rule book. Cameron and Co then compound their incompetence by telling the Taliban that if they just sit tight for a couple of years they can move back in because we will be going home !! add in the fact that the Government then sent troops in inadequately equipped AND did nothing for years to rectify that shameful situation and the result is hardly surprising !! Lions led betrayed by donkeys yet again !!

does anybody know which part of th stadium the Irish have been allocated ? Late decision to go so don't want to end up I with a bunch of boggies !!

DOESN'T IT SAY IN THE BIBLE " The animals marched in two by two " ?

Opposite sex ? Whit wis his name ...Helmut ?