Parklife
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A shitstorm coming to Aberdeen, it seems. PB Devco (owner of every wankers favourite spot Soul) to shut its venues.
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8 hours ago, Big Ramy 1314 said:
On the brink of what?? I have a great life, great job , great mates, lovely family.. This is a fuckin messageboard with a certain amount of annoying members just out to wind me up.. Why, cuz I support Celtic?? Think again pal..
No one winds you up because you support Celtic. If you think that, you're showing a huge lack of self-awareness.
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Give Ramy a break. He's an annoying big prick with an inability to see things with any neutrality but he's our annoying big prick with an inability to see things with any neutrality.
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30 seconds per sub was always made up. The referee should add on however long is wasted by the sub taking place.
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37 minutes ago, Big Ramy 1314 said:
I never go over the top with my banter mate, I know the craic. It was just a bit of cheek as my Celtic thread was hijacked by a bunch of immature tosspot talking about pressure washers, nothing to do with Celtic at all.. As I said, no disrespect meant to Hamilton FC....
It's disgraceful that you feel it acceptable to brand other posters "immature tosspots".
You should take a long hard look at yourself, young man.
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25 minutes ago, Big Ramy 1314 said:
I guess the mods are exactly what I thought. They let certain posters do whatevwr the fuck they want , disrespect another posters thread, and do nothing.
Like you and your tediously dull mate RH spamming every thread with inane post and inane post?
25 minutes ago, Big Ramy 1314 said:That's the way this board has gone now. Completely downhill.
I'd say the "downhill" descent is directly related to your posting.
25 minutes ago, Big Ramy 1314 said:It's become a joke. Your clubs are all shite btw, and Celtic will still stroll this league again..Good luck fighting relegation.. Hail Hail..
Every team is shite apart from Celtic? Weird that you'd take enjoyment at glory hunting a team who can only beat "shite" teams.
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14 minutes ago, Rolling hIlls said:
There are things you shouldn't put out in public that should stay private Kirk. In my football days we had loads of great times and shenagans but would never put that in a paper. What goes on tour should stay on tour. That is why he is a scumbag.
No one would've given a fuck what "shenanigans" you got up to anyway.
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As a man who's anal hygiene routine very much involves the use of multiple wet wipes after a bowel movement, I've always wanted to experience the Japanese robotoilet.
A stream of high pressure water aimed directly at the action area both worries and intrigues. Will the jobbie water be splattered everywhere? Will the area be effectively cleaned? Will I need to use paper too? Will the paper become saturated and break up as I try to wipe?
Anyone ever used the robotoilet and can advise on the above? So many questions, so little answers around online (top tip: do not google "Asian anal cleaning" on your work PC).
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I agree with you 100%. I'm just stating why I think Hibs have made that call.
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3 minutes ago, kumnio said:
Is there a reason for Hibs doing this? It seems completely idiotic, turning away free money pretty much.
I assume it's to avoid pissing off their season ticket holders, who've essentially payed £20/match for a stream at this point.
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Really looking forward to tomorrow. The long hiatus has got me more excited about the start of a season than I have been in a long time.
Actually starting with league games, rather than uninspiring European games, only adds to that excitement.
A big game to kick off. Saturday night Sportscene. Good weather forecast. Meeting up with a few pals. Might even manage a beer garden pint. Only thing missing is actually going to the bloody game.
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13 hours ago, dandydunn said:
Curtis Main reported you be injured too 🙈
Good news. He's howling.
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1 hour ago, thplinth said:
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You just wanted to show everyone your new avatar, I reckon 😉
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19 minutes ago, vanderark14 said:
You not a fan?
I am, on the whole. He doesn't need to do interviews with someone or another twice weekly though!
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2 hours ago, kumnio said:
Mate, gonna fuck off you stupid boring cunt, or at least learnt to read. Are you genuinely so fucking thick that you argue against what is clearly written. Away and use bleach as a mixer for Glenlivet ya prick.
Top posting.
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11 minutes ago, Squirrelhumper said:
Aberdeen seem to be making the number up as they go along to be fair!
Cormack sure loves the sound of his own voice.
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^ Spending too much time on www.getalife.com, IYAM.
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1 hour ago, scotlad said:
I've been in work all through the pandemic (with the exception of weekends and bank holidays, obvs) and to be honest, I'm glad of it. I could maybe hack working at home for a wee while but I wouldn't trust myself to work from home on an ongoing basis - too many potential distractions.
I'm a wee bit old-fashioned, in that I think your home should be your leisure space; your wee sanctuary. I suspect a lot of employers are seriously considering homeworking as a long-term option though, due to the cost-saving potential, but productivity and, above all, people's mental health have to be factored in. The social aspect of attending work shouldn't be undervalued.
Agree totally. I was working from home for about 6 weeks but was really glad to get back in to the office. It's still really quiet in here but getting interaction with the few people that are in makes things feel a bit more normal.
Working from home all day and only ever speaking to people on the phone was grim.
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I'd be interested in relative productivity in office vs home settings.
Id be very surprised if people were anywhere near as productive at home as they are in an office.
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7 hours ago, Big Ramy 1314 said:
Really? Then 5 minutes after you posted this YOU had a smartarse comment about me. Grow up the lot of you...
You're a bit sensitive. Try taking a joke as a joke, rather than playing the victim.
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11 minutes ago, Big Ramy 1314 said:
Your patter is terrible... Just sayin like..
9 minutes ago, Big Ramy 1314 said:Yees should try this new website.. www.getalife.com ..
Said without one hint of self-awareness 😂
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4 minutes ago, vanderark14 said:
You want to finger dandydunn
Dirtu bastard, reported
They need to just fuck and get it over with. The bickering between them is clearly borne out of sexual tension.
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3 hours ago, Big Ramy 1314 said:
How does it work in the Cup?
Gate receipts are split 50:50 after costs of putting the match on are taken off.
No reason that they'd have to be split 50:50 either. Could easily be split 65:35. Celtic would still retain a huge financial advantage over everyone not called "Rangers" but we'd have a chance of a more competitive division all round.
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4 minutes ago, kumnio said:
You've missed a lot. Paris is Scotty2 now.
Awww ffs. 🙈
Transfers, Rumours and Delusional Pish 2016/17/18
in Football related - Discussion of non TA football
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Hasn't that been doing the rounds since January?