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  1. World Championships start tomorrow. Anyone going? I've got tickets got the second Sunday, and it looks like it might be Trump and Ding, but possibly McGill. Never been before, so looking forward to it. 

  2. Stan and Ollie was a really pleasant wee film. Both Coogan and Reilly were excellent. Well worth a watch. 

    The Dirt is brilliant. I'd never heard of it until I saw it listed on Netflix, and it's probably the best film they've produced. It's the story of Motley Crue. I knew very little about them, and don't particularly like the music I have heard. But that didn't detract from what is an excellent film. 

  3. Enjoying this so far. Muir was outstanding, and good stuff from O'Hare. Loving the Ingerbrigtsons, the oldest brother seems a bit crazy, but in a good way. 

     

    The screen graphics, however, are embarrassing - take every cultural stereotype - the Krankies, a See you Jimmy hat, haggis etc, and bind them together with the Eurotrash music. Who thought this would be a good idea. 

  4. 4 hours ago, The White Ceelo said:

    Forgot to mention, you are better registering online with the BBc telling them you have stopped paying because you no longer watch live tv, this way they wont necessarily send any one round. Make sure they cant see the TV from the street also.

    But surely your TV could be used for gaming? My understanding is that it isn't the TV that's illegal, it's watching live programmes. 

     

    Anyway, cancelled mine a couple of months ago. It took me a long time to bite the bullet, but it was worth it.

  5. 10 hours ago, Huddersfield said:

    Brilliant. I can’t remember who it was but a soon to become famous guitarist told the story of being booked to support Chuck Berry one time (I have a feeling it might have been Clapton again).

    He turned up & waited. Berry apparently showed up minutes before the gig. Our man was in a blind panic at this point & grabbed him to say that he didn’t even know what songs they were playing. 

    Apparently the reply was “We’s playing Chuck Berry songs, what do you think we’d be playing?”

    It was Springsteen. He also didn't tell them the key they would be playing in and started in B flat, causing further confusion. He then proceeded to castigate two band members for 'playing too fancifully' and told Springsteen to stop playing lead - 'only Chuck Berry plays Chuck Berry licks'. He did praise Southside Johnny, telling the crowd - 'that white boy sure can play the blues'.

     

    Taking it back a bit further I would say:

    1920s Blind Willie Johnson: God Moves on the Water (about the sinking of the Titanic)

    1930s Robert Johnson: Love in Vain (lots of Woody Guthrie to pick from this decade too)

     

     

  6. Yes, it's getting much more difficult to get a publisher to accept a book nowadays. I know one author who's widely published, and is a TV 'personality' who told me he had to 'pull strings' to get one book published. 

    My suggestion in the first place would be not to pin all your hopes on one publisher (or agent), but to write to numerous ones at the same time. Annoyingly they all want something a little different, so you have to tailor your submissions (which is time consuming). My advice about your submission would be to spend some serious time on it. You can write the Great American Novel, but if your submission is crap no-one of note will ever read it to start the publishing process. 

    You can get lots of publishers' details via the Writers and Artists Yearbook. I like to look at the online version as you can search for specific terms - non-fiction, fiction, Scottish etc. You can get this free at the National Library of Scotland. 

    Your other option is to self-publish. Obviously you'll need a solid marketing plan to make it work, but you need that with most publishers anyway, as their marketing budgets are pretty much all spent on the bigger names. Getting about 500 books printed will cost about £1,300, and you'll then have additional costs such as ISBN, editing, cover, images etc. But the rewards are potentially much greater; a publisher might only give you a 10% return per book, whereas self-publishing could be 50%.

    Happy to send you my submission for my next book if you PM me your email address. You can copy and paste what you need, or play around with the text a bit. I got lots of positives (which apparently they don't do just to make you feel better), but nobody wanted to take it on. So, I'm looking at possibly crowdfunding the costs.

  7. V Yugoslavia in the 1980s. Apparently Tam Cowan's first game too. Think we won something like 6-1. Pretty much all downhill from there. 

     

    Re Derek Johnstone scoring that diving header. Didn't he score two or three like that for Scotland at that time?

  8. On 11/27/2018 at 5:22 PM, Chripper said:

     

    Spot on. I can't remember the last great UK sitcom. Probably Red Dwarf/Only Fools, and that was a long time ago.

    One of my favourite British sitcoms was Set of Six with Rowland Rivron. He plays sextuplets, each strange in their own way. It is absolutely genius. The supergrass and tramp episodes (Kathy Burke plays his drunk girlfriend in the latter) are outstanding TV. Virtually nobody watched it, but on YouTube if you get a chance. 

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