Doon In London

Eng-err-laaaand We're Eng-err-laaaand We voted out of Europe Then were knocked out of Europe ("...JOB DONE!...") Eng-err-laaaand Eng-err-laaaand Told the press we'd win the cup Eng-err-land Eng-err-land But as usual, we f**ked it up... Eng-err-laaaand We're Eng-err-laaaand Next we'll try to reach World Cup Plus, we got rid of our old boss ("...BLAME HIM!...") Yet still fearing a loss To Slovakia and Scotland... Since we're Eng-err-land. They won back in sixty six We keep mentioning it Enough times to make you sick. On reflection.... forever Eng-err-land!!!!!!! Because everything's O.K. Bring beer and be happy As we get 200 k Per week To kick a ball... Despite us winning F**k all.... We're the team of ENG-ERROR-LAAAAND and we're gonna score... one... less... than YOU!!!!!

Iceland 2 - 1 England, ya dancer!!!!!! That inspired me to write a football song for the England football fans, perhaps they will be a bit more humble now, eh? To the tune of "Vindaloo" Eng-err-laaaand... We're Eng-err-laaaand We're gonna score one less than YOU Eng-err-laaaand Eng-err-laaaand We want to leave the E.U. Eng-err-laaaand Eng-err-laaaand Sterling is in decline Our Hart is lacking, and Kane is not so able Eng-err-laaaand... We're Eng-err-laaaand Finding a Russian to fight Or just a policeman to bite Eng-err-laaaand... We're Eng-err-laaaand Thrown in deep freeze by Iceland Eng-err-laaaand Eng-err-laaaand Losing football's not a crime But opponents are part-time

Some hilarious analysis on comments by the frustrated England fans: