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A coach full of jazz musicians has broken down in the fast lane of the M1 motorway.

Police say they are expecting some lengthy jams.

[Five Match Package]

3 hours ago, Squirrelhumper said:

No issues with the prices. 

I'm paying £33 to sit behind a huge metal pole at Parkhead on Saturday. 

Robert Lewandowski ?

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Since it's almost Valentine's Day😁

 

 

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A guy goes to the doctor's for an examination.

Before the examination, he asked the doctor if he had ever laughed at his patients' problems.

The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' he said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest willy the doctor had ever seen.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' he replied.

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[Barry Robson gone]

16 minutes ago, Orraloon said:

I wondered if he had something else lined up when he left Arbroath. Although, taking on a basket case Aberdeen might tarnish his legacy. He might be better sticking to the golf course.

😄

[Barry Robson gone]

2 minutes ago, vanderark14 said:

Same

I had hopes for him, he did brilliantly with the team last season, getting to 3rd was a great come back after the disaster that was Goodwin

Very few people were against his appointment but its fallen apart for him

Fuck knows who cormack gets in now

Dick Campbell would be entertaining.

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How do you make a bandstand ?

Steal their chairs.

[Is this the big yin from Canada?]

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[Foreign football]

3 hours ago, Fairbairn said:

Carvajal's 99th minute winner for Real at home to Almeria yesterday will have been a sickener for them.

IMO shades of favourable refereeing for the  big team helped Real comeback.

I only saw brief clips but think Almeria (and hence Girona ) have cause to feel hard done by.

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15 hours ago, slasher said:

Currently pumping Sevilla 4-1 at home. I’m thinking they might just pull this off!

It's a great story !

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I've been waiTING 😁

 

 

 

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[Foreign football]

Interesting story

Girona: How Catalonia club are punching above their weight to share lead of La Liga

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67948389

 

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21 hours ago, exile said:

 

Lucky (and with extra cheese 😄 )

 

 

 

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