Mr Tidy and I were watching the assassination of Gianni Versace last night. The bloke who assassinated him had killed a few people before him but the FBI only seemed to ‘up’ the investigation when a VIP was killed.
When the episode finished, and after 3 bottles of lager and 3 cans of McEwans Export, Mr Tidy jumped off the sofa and shouted loudly ‘Right ! I’m off to assassinate a celebrity ! ‘ .
Unimpressed, but feeling I should at least feign some interest in his project, I asked who he intended assassinating.
‘WILLIE COLLUM !! he screeched enthusiastically.
😕 he’s hardly a VIP but my question to all of you is , which celebrity/vip would you assassinate given the chance? I am of course meaning hypothetically ....