Doon In London
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Iceland 2 - 1 England, ya dancer!!!!!! That inspired me to write a football song for the England football fans, perhaps they will be a bit more humble now, eh?
Eng-err-laaaand...
We're Eng-err-laaaand
We're gonna score one less than YOU
Eng-err-laaaand
Eng-err-laaaand
We want to leave the E.U.
Eng-err-laaaand
Eng-err-laaaand
Sterling is in decline
Our Hart is lacking, and
Kane is not so ableEng-err-laaaand...
We're Eng-err-laaaand
Finding a Russian to fight
Or just a policeman to bite
Eng-err-laaaand...
We're Eng-err-laaaand
Thrown in deep freeze by Iceland
Eng-err-laaaand
Eng-err-laaaand
Losing football's not a crime
But opponents are part-time -
Some hilarious analysis on comments by the frustrated England fans:
Iceland v England
in Euro 2016
Posted · Edited by Doon In London
Eng-err-laaaand
We're Eng-err-laaaand
We voted out of Europe
Then were knocked out of Europe ("...JOB DONE!...")
Eng-err-laaaand
Eng-err-laaaand
Told the press we'd win the cup
Eng-err-land
Eng-err-land
But as usual, we f**ked it up...
Eng-err-laaaand
We're Eng-err-laaaand
Next we'll try to reach World Cup
Plus, we got rid of our old boss ("...BLAME HIM!...")
Yet still fearing a loss
To Slovakia and Scotland...
Since we're Eng-err-land.
They won back in sixty six
We keep mentioning it
Enough times to make you sick.
On reflection.... forever Eng-err-land!!!!!!!
Because everything's O.K.
Bring beer and be happy
As we get 200 k
Per week
To kick a ball...
Despite us winning
F**k all....
We're the team of ENG-ERROR-LAAAAND and we're gonna score... one... less... than YOU!!!!!