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    Tamb - where did it all go wrong?

    in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere

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    For me, it was the lack of gossip and celebrity horoscopes what led to me not coming on here so much.

    But when Admin got rid of page 3 it done me in.

    I needed my 6 day daily dose of fake t!ts in the morning to explain my day.

    When they got rid of that and gave a Wednesday column to that barren big German lesbian witch Nicola Sturgeon I just thought fvck that.

    So I didint come back.

    If the Tamb wants us back we need more football tips, endless chat about post-transfer window big money signing rumours,and a crudely drawn cartoon about a sex crazed married blonde couple with a really boring life that muse about their neighbours, his job and her shopping habits while he fists her cvnt and pisses on her face.

    Who was your favourite TAMB poster?

    in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere

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    2 minutes ago, fringo said:

    Are you going to buy the TAMB for a pound ?

    I'm DAFC.

    We'll pay off our Tambing debts, get HBOS to wipe out 92 per cent of rest of the load we owe and then shaft the local creditors like hairdressers and coke dealers who chucked us 70 grand for "entertainment"

    Then we'll struggle for a few years in the dark web and eventually get back to being searchable on Bing with the prospect of being Googleable within the next 3 years.

    Who was your favourite TAMB poster?

    in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere

    Posted

    Actually, my favourite tambers are all those who bought or streamed by album

    "One" by secova

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    available from many music outlets such as

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/One-Secova/dp/B06XX6HWY9/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1504902579&sr=8-1&keywords=secova+one

    https://www.amazon.com/One-Secova/dp/B06XWX18Y9

    https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/one/id1220693469

    Thanks but honestly, i would prefer that you buy it or stream it on Apple music rather than Spotify as they pay $0.001 per stream which is pretty pish. 

    But then the album's pish so it all balances out

    Who was your favourite TAMB poster?

    in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, Flat Earth said:

    Too many to list...

    This place was an unhealthy addiction for me for well over a decade. Couldn't begin to list the number of fantastic people I met through this board, but grateful that so many of them are now friends in my "real life". Also can't overstate how big a part of my life all of this was, the banter on here, the arguments and discussions, the characters, the stories - and then meeting up with folk in the most unlikely of places - that could only be contrived by a random qualifying draw for a football qualification campaign.

    So many memories that will live with me forever.

    :ok:

    Tail Docking

    in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere

    Posted

    Why don't the breeders just breed a dug that disnae have a tail?

    It's no like we don't know how to fvck up the physicality of dugs by getting a paw dug tae ride his wee sister or daughter over and over again until we've got tiny wee dugs the size of a tennis ball, or dugs that have a back pelvis that collapses by the time they get taken to get their baws chopped off, or an underbite muzzle that leaks saliva like the Baron of Cumnock leaks pish.

    Aye, Josef Fritzl-style inbreeding for 15 years to get a £100 cheque from a Windsor and a shiny wee silver trophy at Crufts is fine, but tail-docking or ear-cropping or locking a over-sized terrier up in a dark wee room and starving it for 8 or 9 days and then goading it with a balloon and chucking it in a ring in a working man's contest for coin with another is a no no.

    Tamb - where did it all go wrong?

    in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere

    Posted

    When I started posting on here I was in my mid twenties and I was posting off a big old XP desktop with a cathode ray tube monitor lined with asbestos.

    I'd hazard a guess that the majority of posters back then were using the same type of bulky technology.

    Then, later one as everyone got their shiny wee smartphones that rendered the user autistic, the board morphed for a while in to a bigger hub of wind ups and threads about sporran repair, burds ye'd love tae ride, and how much money Jam earned compared to the average Tamber.

    Jam getting banned was where it all started going wrong.

    I got banned after the UEFA Cup Final by coming on steaming after I'd finished my exams and slagging off Fifer Rangers fans in a drunken rant oblivious to the fact that there was a "zero tolerance approach" being taken by the mods against baiting Rangers supporters and earning myself a two week suspension. Then my wee brother came on the next day and started posting pish in a similar vein to me, beginning with the line "seeing as Brant is suspended, I'll be here for the next 2 weeks". He rang me up when I was in the pub and telt me he'd been banned and so had I :lol:

    After several attempts to rejoin, someone explained what had happened to the mods and I was eventually unbanned.

    That's when it started really going downhill...

    But recently I've been otherwise occupied and I understand the quality if not the quantity of the posting has improved markedly.

    Sorry.

    London Bridge Incident

    in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere

    Posted

    2 minutes ago, ErsatzThistle said:

    What goes through your mind when you threaten people with violence on an internet forum ? Seriously it's not clever.

    Now, being a lover and not a fighter, your offer of a showdown doesn't interest me. Violence is for dafties. 

    Secondly, you wouldn't have the nerve anyway.

    Thirdly, does that make you feel big, powerful or fulfilled in any way ? Challenging folk you have never met (and will never meet) to a fight online ?

    Grow up.

    to be fair (and I mostly agree with your sentiments) you're a complete twat

    This Weekends Games

    in Football related - Discussion of non TA football

    Posted

    On 24/04/2017 at 2:02 PM, giblet said:

    Falkirk really are a horrible team.  Silence is deafeaning coming form Houston.

     

    This is hilarious.

    The dive is so obvious that it is comical. The first time I saw it I couldn't help but laugn..

    It was worthy of going unpunished like Faddy's handball on the line against Norway.

    But the aftermath sums up the pish that is football

    Hippolyte dived without a doubt, but Houston argued that there's no difference between Hippolyte diving and winning a penalty which resulted in a goal, and Pars' player David Hopkirk diving and not getting a penalty and getting booked in a 1-2 victory.

    "He done nothing wrong" and then “We accept that he duped the referee into thinking there was a touch. I will speak to Myles and he will be punished by me, because I don’t want that at Falkirk.”

    But the best bit for me is unspoken racist incident

    Nathan Austin

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    Myles Hippolyte

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    "We’ll move on from it, but we are disappointed in some of the reactions from Dunfermline. Even to the extent of their management team getting the wrong player, Nathan Austin, coming down the tunnel and accusing him of diving. They later chapped the door to apologise to him, but they got that wrong"

     

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