See, as a late middle-age (OK, old) Tamber... I think he's a dick. I'm happy to help him celebrate Engurland's go at it in '98 - it was a good song that Vindaloo, fing - it wiz... we had 'Don't come home too soon' - and we did - but so did 'they'.
Seeing him now, on the BBC, now he's renounced the 'drink' and gone back to his religious roots... I hate the born-again, self-angrandiousing fuqqers - I hate him more than I used tae.
His coupon - check him out on the BBC I-player - has the patina of a plastic, baw- faced, wannk-splash.
He's just done 10 minutes on how he met a tube wi' a samurai sword... has he ever lived in the inner city of fuqqin' anywhere?
He should be a priest - he's a parody of ... actually, he's not - he's as funny as crabs!
Just sayin' like.