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Saddam Hussein ✓ Osama Bin Laden ✓ David Weir ☐Kyle Lafferty☐Nacho Novo☐Neil Lennon☐David Goodwillie☐

Unlucky manure, defo penalty as well ))

Hop on baby

RIP Eddie Turnbull

Kate Middleton asked the Queen "whats the secret for a long marriage?", Queen replies "make sure you always wear a seatbelt and don't pish me off..."

No wonder lennons smiling, posties have 2 days off this week

F@ck its warm today, just been for a walk down the road and im sweating like neil lennons postie

Law of averages says we have to beat the c@nts sometime..........COYR

STAND FREE....

Always said adeybayor was a great player

Im taking names for bus seats and tickets for the Dons semi v the mopes on Sunday 17th April-12.45 ko

I do believe it is wine o clock

Anyone from Turriff wanting to go to the Dons Tim semi final drop me a message

Why do so many Scots celebrate St Paddies day??????

No one got any video of chunk "milking the coo" fae last nite????

Just had to get a new phone cos last went froze on me, good news still got the same number but bad news all my numbers in my contact list have gone so send us a messsage with your mobile number....cheers

To be fair to manure they were missing some important players, vidic, ferdinand, clattenberg, webb

Awesome

Just a mickey mouse cup......:-(

Anyone gan for a beer inite???

tickets for hypnotist at the football Club now on sale. you can get your tickets from . MIKE EWEN , YVONNE MASSIE, KEVIN DUNCAN. (CHUNK) , GARY DUNCAN, BARRY MASSIE, ME and COLIN BAIN OR FROM BEHIND THE SOCIAL CLUB BAR..*** BE WARNED THESE TICKETS ARE FLYING** SO GET YOURS QUICKLY.Saturday 12 th march£15 a ticket...late opening till 01.30 with a disco after the hypnotistlimited tickets only 100

I don't want anyone to panic but I am posting this from casualty. Turns out the new Dyson Ball Cleaner isn't what I thought it was.

about f@ckin time....

I bought a Prince album today for £20. That may seem a tad steep but I partied like it was £19.99.

Andy Carroll will be playing with just 'Roll' on his back of his shirt.The Scousers have already stolen his car