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Anyone seen my Ipod headphones?????

Big country on the bbc red button...

Hearts squad numbers for the new season are about to be released, craig thomson is looking for 12 or 14 but will be happy with anything under 16

3rd sunday in a row without a hangover, could get used to this.?!?!?!?!?!?

As long as coldplay stick to their first 2 albums then this should be bareable

1st Moz, then U2 now Primal Scream,,,,

wishes Morrisey and Johnny Marr would kiss and make up.

Can't wait to read all the status updates over the next few days from hormonal women getting excited about standing in a football ground surrounded by pissed up women in pink stetsons, drinking overpriced wine whilst staring at a large screen at 5 blokes in the pishing rain ;-)

what a race

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to celebrate being back in Turra a whole year decided I should finally cut the grass......that should do til this time next year i think

Anyone got a grass strimmer i could borrow?

Lest we won...... :-)

Man Utd team news for CL final on 28/05/11:1. gash2. gash3. gash4. gash5. gash6. gash7. gash8. gash9. gash10. Ugly gash11. Randy gash

Ryan giggs Ryan giggs running down the wingRyan giggs Ryan giggs shaging ImogenHe does her up the shitter and now it's all on twitterRyan giggs, Ryan giggs, Ryan giggs

After much speculation that he was going to put out a weakened side against Blackpool, Sir Alex Ferguson tonight submitted the following team sheet:1. Edwin Van der Sar3. Patrice Evra6. Wes Brown12. Chris Smalling23. Jonny Evans24. Darren Fletcher18. Paul Scholes11. Top Flight Premiership Footballer8. Anderson13. Ji Sung Park9. Dimitar Berbatov

Would like to state my disgust at the hearts fan last night. There is simply no place in football for wearing trackies. And to run all the way and not land it, inexcusable.

The new Owner of rangers had his first interview yesterday and was asked what he could bring to rangers that sir David Murray couldn't? He said my bike!

You know your having a good shit when the bathroom mirror steams up!

vale 1 up on buckie

Just the 69 seats then........

Early reports of a SNP 51% win........................

2-0 turra

Bada bing, Kirsty Gallagher is back on SSN

Happy star wars day