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"Dundee Utd star charged with rape" - BBC NEWS.I'll be his QC and get him cleared on the technicality that Dundee Utd don't have any stars.
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A small boy has a school home work question to answer, so he asks his father " Hey Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?" His Dad thinks for a while and then says "Right-o son.....go and ask your mother if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a million quid." The boy trots off and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would! She would sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds." "OK son," says his dad. "Now go and ask your sister the same question." The ...
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AATCHOO !!! .......٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶....... If you're allergic to "a turgid americanism", drama, mind games, liars and 2-faced people, keep this sneeze going ...
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Aberdeen v Celtic league cup semi final, saturday 29th janThere may be a bus going, leaving turriff and going via ellon depending on numbers(already 3 full going from Ellon) so anyone interested send me a pm or give me a text asap.
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After much speculation that he was going to put out a weakened side against Blackpool, Sir Alex Ferguson tonight submitted the following team sheet:1. Edwin Van der Sar3. Patrice Evra6. Wes Brown12. Chris Smalling23. Jonny Evans24. Darren Fletcher18. Paul Scholes11. Top Flight Premiership Footballer8. Anderson13. Ji Sung Park9. Dimitar Berbatov
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Andy Carroll will be playing with just 'Roll' on his back of his shirt.The Scousers have already stolen his car
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