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A man from Glasgow was due in court for having sexual intercourse with his cat

On the morning of the trial the judge threw the case out because there’s no chance a weegie would put anything in a kitty

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5 hours ago, TDYER63 said:

Manchester police are on the hunt for a drag queen who robbed a local store. They say he’s a local man with a Wigan address. 
 

Its probably ancient but it made me laugh …

😂

2 hours ago, fringo said:

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😂 I could imagine this happening over there 

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Paddy, Mick and Seamus book into a busy bed breakfast during the bank holiday weekend. There’s was only 1 room left so they have to share a double room with only 1 double bed.
Next morning Paddy who slept on the right woke up and said "I had this amazing dream last night where a beautiful big busty brunette gave me a hand job!"
Mick who slept on the left wakes up says "That’s funny because I dreamt a petite blonde with blue eyes and nice perky tits gave me a hand job!"
Paddy asks Seamus “What did you dream about?” Both Paddy and Mick turn to Seamus lying in the middle. Seamus replies "I dreamt I was skiing!"

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