DoonTheSlope Posted April 20 Posted April 20 A man from Glasgow was due in court for having sexual intercourse with his cat On the morning of the trial the judge threw the case out because there’s no chance a weegie would put anything in a kitty Quote
StirlingEgg Posted April 20 Posted April 20 5 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Manchester police are on the hunt for a drag queen who robbed a local store. They say he’s a local man with a Wigan address. Its probably ancient but it made me laugh … 😂 2 hours ago, fringo said: 😂 I could imagine this happening over there Quote
DoonTheSlope Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Paddy, Mick and Seamus book into a busy bed breakfast during the bank holiday weekend. There’s was only 1 room left so they have to share a double room with only 1 double bed. Next morning Paddy who slept on the right woke up and said "I had this amazing dream last night where a beautiful big busty brunette gave me a hand job!" Mick who slept on the left wakes up says "That’s funny because I dreamt a petite blonde with blue eyes and nice perky tits gave me a hand job!" Paddy asks Seamus “What did you dream about?” Both Paddy and Mick turn to Seamus lying in the middle. Seamus replies "I dreamt I was skiing!" Quote
StirlingEgg Posted April 26 Posted April 26 What is something that will always give you butterflies, no matter how many times you experience it? Buying caterpillars. Quote
ger intae them Posted May 11 Posted May 11 On 5/10/2026 at 12:09 AM, Ally Bongo said: 😆 Bit of the rik mayall’s about that dug. Quote
supersub Posted May 15 Posted May 15 Went to see the doctor as I couldn't stop telling airport jokes. My doctor says it’s terminal. Quote
fringo Posted Friday at 10:55 AM Posted Friday at 10:55 AM 3 hours ago, supersub said: Went to see the doctor as I couldn't stop telling airport jokes. My doctor says it’s terminal. 😄 Quote
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