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19 hours ago, supersub said:

I like to think outside the box, although it ended my career as a goalkeeper 

 

18 hours ago, supersub said:

6:30 is the best time on the clock hands down

 

1 hour ago, supersub said:

When my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down

 

😂 I think @Flure must be back with a new log in. 

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Guy goes in to a cotton factory and asks the manager is Fred here. The manager says sorry he's just left to go and get cotton, he'll be back in a couple of days. Guy returns a few days later and asks is Fred around. Manager says oh you've just missed him again, he's just away to get more cotton, he'll definitely be here if you come back on Monday. Guy turns up on Monday and asks again is Fred about. Manager tells him I'm afraid Fred passed away. Oh dear says the guy I'd like to pay my respects can you tell me where he's buried. Manager tells him he's in the cemetery just across the road. Guy finds his grave and on the headstone it read Here Lies Fred Gone But Not For Cotton.                           

 

 

 

 

 

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